Best girl edition
Star trek
Camden Reyes
Blake White
>Best girl
>Isn't some obscure background waifu.
Nicholas Foster
if i remember correctly Spock was also kinda by the book like boimler
Levi Perez
Daniel Carter
>Best girl
>Not Beckett
Ethan Turner
an orion can't hide her urges for long
Jose Gutierrez
Now that Riker is going to be sort of a mentor for Boimler, what lessons will he teach to our guy?
Jace Gutierrez
>emotionally distanced
...the guy who hums warp core engine sounds to keep his mental sanity?
Jace Reed
Not if Chad Boomler has anything to say about it.
Kevin Howard
Literally beast boy
Benjamin Murphy
>wherever you go, whatever you do, always be the first to know what the hell's going on?
Isaac Long
How to sleep with genderless aliens, for one thing.
Christian Cook
Zachary Williams
Aiden Russell
not that she is particularly repressed in that regard, Tendi is usually nice and pure but also had no issues on making comment on other guys being hot or making out with the ascension guy
Logan Nelson
How to bully officers under your command when you hate them for being nerds.
Daniel Ward
i just realised, mariner really did sound like lana when she yelled into her Pad
Brayden Harris
>USS Titan crew lounge
>Boimler's sitting alone, drinking some non-alcoholic beverage, something's clearly troubling him
>Riker shows up and takes a seat next to him and orders a drink
>"What's bugging you, Boomler?"
>*sighs* "Nothing cap'n."
>Riker takes a shot and immediately orders another
>"I guess I feel guilty, guilty about leaving without saying a word."
>"You made a choice to focus on what matters to you. No shame in that."
>Boimler ponders on this for a moment
>"There was this girl. We've been through a lot. I never really thought about it.. but I think I liked her."
>"Mariner?"
>Boimler jumps in his seat upon hearing the name "Wait. How do you know?"
>Riker smiles cheekily before responding
>"Let me be honest with you, kid. I think you blew your chances. Badly."
>"What do you mean?"
>he laughs "After you got promoted, the first thing she did was call me demanding I throw you off the ship."
>"W-what?"
Julian Jackson
dude, you already posted this. Add something, at least.
Jack Gutierrez
>Best Girl
Jackson Cook
I'm trying to bait a drawfag.
Lincoln Adams
You could always ask, request, or commission it?
Blake Collins
>General
Nolan Mitchell
I suppose. I fixed some spelling mistakes. No idea where to take that conversation further though.
Elijah Peterson
Make it a fully fleshed out greentext, maybe putting some funny contrast between the "gotta fuck em all" Riker attitude and Boims' "b-but protocol says no"
Ethan Ramirez
>USS Titan crew lounge
>Boimler's sitting alone, drinking some non-alcoholic beverage, something's clearly troubling him
>Riker shows up and takes a seat next to him and orders a drink
>"What's bugging you, Boomler?"
>*sighs* "Nothing cap'n."
>Riker takes a shot and immediately orders another
>"I guess I feel guilty, guilty about leaving without saying a word."
>"You made a choice to focus on what matters to you. No shame in that."
>Boimler ponders on this for a moment
>"There was this girl. We've been through a lot. I never really thought about it.. but I think I liked her."
>"Mariner?"
>Boimler jumps in his seat upon hearing the name "Wait. How do you know?"
>Riker smiles cheekily before responding
>"Let me be honest with you, kid. I am not comfortable with you hitting on my godchild."
>"What do you mean?"
>he laughs "I can't let her fall for some nerd. I tell you what: You and I will start to train in Anbo-jyutsu. And you need to stop shaving."
>"W-what?"
Hudson Roberts
>computer, load Mariner program "all nude Olympic training facility"
>replace all character faces with ensign Boimler's face
>extrapolate new character personalities based on data from Boimler program 7
>increase penis size by 400%
>make that 600%
>save new configuration as Mariner program Smorgasboim
>seal holodeck doors authorization Mariner 8
>disengage safety protocols
Jace Sanchez
>she ends up having holosex with Badgey disguised as Boims
Angel Adams
Doctor, tell me about your coital hooks.
Connor Foster
How to Mog Manlets
Caleb Russell
>Boimler, I am only going to tell you this once.
>It never happened.