"Over 1 million calories, 25 lbs of butter per square inch."

Dear god.

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I got 25 lbs of something else that are gonna get shoved down your throat

Imagine your waifu eating that haha

That is some dense butter

I most certainly am

That's impossible given the laws of mass

Isn't there some burger that's so unhealthy that you have to sign a waiver to eat it because it might give you a heart attack?

Yeah, the baconator.

Given the amount of weight each bar of butter being used in that, it would nowhere near reach that amount of calories. Even if it was deep fried, butter only has so many calories on its own.

No other fucking fast food burger can compare
It has more than just butter

I'm doing more than imagining

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Average meal for an american

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>Onions
Gross

what would be the opposite of this? a onions cube that's 99% air?

Sounds more like French cooking to me

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>The Quadruple Bypass Burger with 9,982 calories (41,760 kJ) consists of four half-pound beef patties, twenty strips of bacon, eight slices of American cheese, a whole tomato and half an onion served in a bun coated with lard.

Even as an American this makes me sick. Like, you would probably not be able to discern the meat in this salt and fat on a bun.

I’ve been there. My friend couldn’t finish his burger so he was paddled in public by a midget dressed like a nurse

Onions are delicious

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Not having carmelized onions on a grilled burger. Pathetic.

Funny thing is, the owner used to be a dietitian, but his clients refused to listen to his advice so he just said "fuck it" and opened the restaurant so he could legally kill as many fatties as possible
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Anything that is not the single by pass look fucking unpractical to eat.
How are you supposed to eat the double one ?

The Simpsons had a kid who did not eat anything that cast a shadow
Cool

>The Simpsons had a kid who did not eat anything that cast a shadow
IIRC that was Apu

You did not remember correctly

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>IIRC that was Apu
Incorrect, it was a one-off character from that episode where Lisa tries to stop a logging project.
Apu is just a vegetarian, I think.

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Ah, my mistake

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Hey everyone, the janitors are deleting any comments in this thread that point out generals are against the rules

KFC saw that and said ‘hold my beer’

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Like a dog, a fat sloppy dog.