I need to start watching the Simpsons again! This is powerful...
I need to start watching the Simpsons again! This is powerful
Dominic Long
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Julian Nelson
Jaxson Reyes
>Giving a shit about zombie simpsons
Michael Cox
And what were those 50 reasons pray tell?
Aiden Hall
Adam Jenkins
Half of are shit like "Looks like a mean poopy head" the other half seem to be MSM lies.
Hudson Jenkins
My favorite is
>ruined impeachment
Ryder Rodriguez
Imagine being an American ADULT and needing a cartoon to tell you what to think in politics.
Matthew Reyes
TRUMP PROS!
- Good to great economy before the virus.
- Not Socialist / Communist.
- Anti China.
- Not a gun grabber (he isn't great on guns but still)
- Doesn't sympathize with or tolerate criminals / terrorist.
- Killed the top 2 terrorist in the world.
- Doesn't want open borders and demands background checks and defensive measures all governments are suppose to do in order to protect their citizens from outsiders.I agree the wall is stupid but if I must choose between that & abolishing ICE (which all democrats options stated their intent to do) I choose the god damn wall.
- His virus response has been far from great but he has done something admirable which is not seize more power or grow the size of government, he has let the states do a bunch.
- Pro nuclear. (all dem candidates appear to be anti nuclear especially warren who said she would start actively shutting plants down forever)
- Doesn't bow to the leftist media or cancel culture or despicable accusations of racism / sexism which would shatter most other candidates.
- Doesn't actively pander to gays but still did heroic stuff like his push to decriminalize homosexuality in the rest of the world.
- Prison reform.
- Condemed the Ahmaud Arbery & Floyd killings which I feared he would not and such would have dumped fuel on the racism accusations.
- Doesn't demonize American history, culture & values like most of the Democrat candidates (besides yang, why god couldn't he get the nomination), his State of the Union speeches have been fantastic in regards to that & inspiring especially the last one. He doesn't degrade, diminish or try & cancel historical American icons & heroes just because they happen to be white or because they have flaws prevalent to the time in which they lived.
- Anti War.
- Did some great stuff for Native Americans.
Andrew Adams
TRUMP CONS!
- Abdandoning the Kurds
- I am for child separation while we verify that the parents are actually their parents & I don't want them sleeping in the same cells even after confirmation. That said, I have intense moral issues with the kids being sent to entirely different facilities, having to appear in court without their parents, not being matched with their parents in the records and above all else being sent back to Mexico separately from their parents. I don't really blame Trump specifically for this but it just feels profoundly hopeless to not be able to rectify these flaws without throwing the baby out with the bathwater in regards to ICE / border security.
- The Windmills cause cancer statement.
- The Bump stock ban.
- The "take the guns now do due process later" statement.
- Not better explaining why Antifa are bad (anarchist, flying the Soviet flag, holding signs saying "all my heroes kill cops")
- Not better explaining his belief that their was good people/NON nazis at Charlottesville who were on the same "side" as the white nationalist ONLY in as much as they also disagreed with the statue censorship/removal, a goal which is factually not morally wrong regardless if morally wrong people also agree with said goal. I don't believe his statements on Charlottesville were even a millionth as bad as leftist claim (the "racism is evil" line was great & fairly definitive) but they weren't great overall & left too much open to interpretation.
- Stupid badly done petty personal attacks and name calling. I absolutely want him to attack his attackers but how he sometimes does it has gotten old & grating.
- General inability to shut the fuck up.
James Harris
TRUMP CONS PART 2
- Took too long to publicly align with the Hong Kong protesters which is particularly baffling considering his other Anti China stances.
- Removed food stamps for a bunch of people (possibly just to spite michelle obama)
- Making himself the center of attention during the virus press releases.
- Other issues related to the pandemic I'm not going to go into detail about right now. No I don't think he has caused a gencode as some have claimed but he could still have done better.
Daniel Gray
25 shades of orange, 25 synonyms for bad
Blake Ward
hater.
Jonathan Perez
He's getting two scoops isn't he?
Asher Bennett
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This is what he's running against so...
Jonathan Anderson
Saw him getting blamed for Obama's caged Mexican within the first second and closed tab.
Ian Taylor
Remember the Treehouse of Horror with Clinton and Dole and how funny it was when they sprayed Homer with rum so no one would believe his story? That was funny this video isn't
Gabriel Sanders
I mean given the altenative is international criminal Biden and "cops are now the samurai class" harris, trump honestly seems the only reasonable choice no matter what reasons there are against him.
Sebastian Williams
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? It's an impeachment. No way is that a good thing. What's there to ruin?
I'm tired of Trump because it's all comedians make fun of now. It's all such trite raisins.
Joshua Walker
How transparent can they be?
Evan Lewis
Why do faggots feel the need to be their complete political bias into a cartoon?
Joshua Bailey
>Called Mexicans rapists
They still keep repeating that nonesense after 4 years? And proles will believe them, I bet most of them have never watched a single Trump speech
Ryder Ramirez
>- Abdandoning the Kurds
Who gives a fuck about them? Better keep american lives over sand people lives. Fuck them
>- I am for child separation while we verify that the parents are actually their parents & I don't want them sleeping in the same cells even after confirmation. That said, I have intense moral issues with the kids being sent to entirely different facilities, having to appear in court without their parents, not being matched with their parents in the records and above all else being sent back to Mexico separately from their parents. I don't really blame Trump specifically for this but it just feels profoundly hopeless to not be able to rectify these flaws without throwing the baby out with the bathwater in regards to ICE / border security.
I am a LEGAL inmigrant, fuck this guys even the kids, they broke the law crossing without paper.
>- The Windmills cause cancer statement.
Are you that stupid?
>- The Bump stock ban.
This was funny
>- The "take the guns now do due process later" statement.
Second anmmend kiddo
>- Not better explaining why Antifa are bad (anarchist, flying the Soviet flag, holding signs saying "all my heroes kill cops")
Fuck antifa
>- Not better explaining his belief that their was good people/NON nazis at Charlottesville who were on the same "side" as the white nationalist ONLY in as much as they also disagreed with the statue censorship/removal, a goal which is factually not morally wrong regardless if morally wrong people also agree with said goal. I don't believe his statements on Charlottesville were even a millionth as bad as leftist claim (the "racism is evil" line was great & fairly definitive) but they weren't great overall & left too much open to interpretation.
They did nothing wrong
>- Stupid badly done petty personal attacks and name calling. I absolutely want him to attack his attackers but how he sometimes does it has gotten old & grating.
So?
>- General inability to shut the fuck up.
[LIBERAL REEEEEEEEE]
David Stewart
Why would I watch a racist?
Liam Barnes
Logan Brooks
I'm starting to think this is some elaborate reverse psychology propoganda to get Trump elected
Lincoln Turner
>Oh no! It’s the democratic candidates!
Hudson Davis
Not him but
>This was funny
Yeah no criminalizing people for owning something that was perfectly legal isn't okay. Though to be fair the ATF just decided anyone who owned a honey badger needed to destroy their fucking gun because it's not legal anymore without ANY judicial ruling so they can fuck off too
>Second anmmend kiddo
Red Flag laws are unconstitutional but scummy courts still use them
Luis Sanders
Because everyone is a little bit racist. What constitutes racism is now subjective.
David Young
>Doesn't sympathize with or tolerate criminals / terrorist.
Then why does he have such a hard time condemning the actions of violent alt-right groups?
Juan Lopez
God I hate leftists
Carter Thompson
>I'm tired of Trump because it's all comedians make fun of now. It's all such trite raisins.
That's a huge reason why I stopped making fun of Trump during the 2016 election. Most of the detractions I hear are so trite it's hard for me to take Trump hate seriously.
Anthony Cox
Not him but
>You are a fucking FAG
Lincoln Wright
All the retarded ass over the top trump hate made me unironically go from hating trump to loving him
Isaac Williams
I guess Im watching Simpsons again
Ian Adams
eat a dick gun grabber
Dominic Howard
Remember with libtards thought trumps impeachment was going to matter. Lol.
Daniel Turner
>he has let the states do a bunch
Unfortunately, as we've seen in New York, leaving the states to their own devices can end poorly. But oh well, it's the right of psychotic Democrat governors to burn their own state to the ground and piss on the remains if they want. As fun as it might be to have Federal marshals arrest Andrew Cuomo and Gavin Newsom and force those states to end their insanity-tier lockdowns, I'd rather not have that happen due to the unhealthy and undemocratic precedent it would set.
Andrew Scott
Forgot this
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Josiah Cooper
Al Jean wrote this, didn’t he?
Andrew Morris
And this
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Someone needs to do a supercut of all the Simpsons political clips from the last four years
Oliver Barnes
Uhu Its the zionists doing it.
Gabriel Price
Where's the actual criticism? Almost everything the Simpsons lists is just what Trump says. Why aren't they bringing up how Trump was impeached or his Chinese tariffs?
Ian Jackson
He also fixed Best Korea good by telling Kim Fatty "Shut your pie hole. I could press a couple of buttons and turn your country into a radioactive crater if I wanted to. Don't push your luck, kiddo."
Josiah Stewart
Fuck, how many of these are there?
Connor Flores
Exactly, I don't care what the President says. I care about what he does. Look at Woodrow Wilson, who's considered a great president because of his 14 points and how he tried to get the US to join the League of Nations. Then look at what Wilson actually did: supported the White Rebellion in Russia, beginning Soviet hatred for the States; landed troops in Mexico when all of Mexico & American public rejected it; and enslaved Haiti.
Jason Phillips
>Good to great economy before the virus
Republicans are all about small government, why do they get to take credit for businesses making smart decisions and succeeding? And how does it help our economy if we don't respect debt and cut corporate taxes from 34% down to 22% if we have such a massive deficit as it is?
>Not Socialist/Communist
That's a relief, but neither is Joe, who will almost certainly pussyfoot on environmental/business regulations.
>Anti-China
Who isn't, especially in recent years? Also Trump didn't seem bothered by China's concentration camps or other atrocities when he asks them to investigate the Bidens, which seems like a gross infringement on US sovereignty in handling its own legal matters.
>Doesn't sympathize with or tolerate criminals/terrorists.
Again, who does? And killing the the world's top 2 terrorists is something he doesn't get to take credit for, that's the military's credit. He wasn't even articulate enough to describe what happened.
>demands background checks and defensive measures
The US has one of the most comprehensive systems in place when considering the admission of immigrants, and the process can take many months or even several years. And the vast majority of migrants and even refugees enter through valid entry points.
Also, since refugees are escaping their native lands where there's violence and war going on, why would Trump want to cut hundreds of millions of dollars in foreign aid that help to bring more stability to those places and lessen the amount of refugees from coming over?
>virus response not good, but has let states do the work
Some states have barely done any work and our using their own citizens as lab rats for proposed reopening dates. Missouri's gotten lax on its reporting of coronavirus cases and Mike Parsons seems to have no idea what the fuck he's doing. The federal government is well within its right to exercise authority in the interest of protecting its own citizens.