What happens next?

What happens next?

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>Bald man BAD

Superman seethes.

we already know what happens next, it happened in both the comics and the cartoon

Teenagers and wo/man children seethe for the next four years even tho all they hate about his administration started with the previous president, and jews start making every cartoon into a political statement.

Nanomachines, son

>kills his ex wife and one other random guy
>Choose not to evacuate Kansas despite knowing Imperiex was going to attack it due to intel from Darkseid
>Blocks Themyscira supported humanitarian programs in the UN.
>Finds out Superman's secret ID but forgets without doing anything with it.
>Conspires with fake Russian Zod to turn the sun red, then when Zod backstabs him he saves face by teaming up with Superman to undo it
>Conspires with Darkseid to crash a Kryptonite super metor into earth, and put on a battle suit to fight Superman and Batman.

Think that covers the entirety of everything bad Luthor did while president.

Was Lex Luthor the first black president?

And reality.

OP is called out as a pathetic casual.

I always loved that.

We can ignore the numerous felonies involved with setting up a private, unsanctioned, UNSECURED government server with classified government documents and how it was never verified to be untampered with because the FBI didn't properly investigate when it was known the housekeeper who did not have government clearance accessed the device

All because it was her turn.

If they really wanted this to not be an issue then they shouldn't have smashed their blackberry's and used a program called bleach bit which only exists to delete data off computer before turning them in.

But then again destroying evidence, lying to the fbi and potentially selling governments isn't a crime so long as you don't like orange skinned faggot new york elite

>with classified government documents
The investigation found that none of the information was classified at the time it was sent and received. Some of it was retroactively classified, and that's it.

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Never mind, I replied too soon. The second half of your post is paranoid-delusional so you're pretty much already detached from reality and no amount of fact-checking can help you.

That would be a very good story. I can see Bruce doing a bunch of stuff to lose but somehow it only makes him MORE popular. I.e. He decides to skip the debates at the last minute to go on a very public date with some model, thinking everybody would not vote for him because of it, instead it makes him even MORE popular.

I cannot picture Batman having trolling someone as a motivation.

Flash dies and we got a morally questionable justice league

I wish.
Luthor might be evil but at least he's competent. I'll take Luthor over Trump any day.

Speaking as guy who has worked with with politicians. Only reason it wasn't pushed harder is because most of them are too stupid to know how to work their machines and refuse to use the classified electronics they're given. Hiliary just went above and beyond dumb on a whole new level.

Second. Lex may be an uncaring fuck. But at least he is smart and could be made possessive enough to take a nobody fucks with US attitude if he thought somebody was pissing on his land.

Hi Metafilter.

He's doing it to undermine Luthor's campaign.

This. At least I know he'd actually make America great instead of dragging everyone down.

based ron

He'd just complain about the Daily Planet writing smear campaigns about him.

>Bruce Wayne ignores debates to go out with some hot model and claims he forgot they were on that night
>it's instead seen as showing how worthless Luthor's campaign is to take seriously
>Wayne, when interviewed, acts dimwitted about the issues and can't talk on anything complex to save his life, save endlessly repeating obviously feelgood bits like "I think everyone deserves to live comfortably" or "voting is great!"
>but voters begin coalescing about him because political issues have become so muddied they see him actually cutting through to the stuff EVERY American actually does agree on
>Brucie then goes to a rural area and acts naive and bumbling about the local customs as he tries something like cow-tipping out or goes through a dirty county fair in his expensive three-piece suit
>instead the locals are quite charmed the supposed playboy city-slicker is actually willing enough to try things out versus Luthor's pre-planned photo-ops and he captures a ton of rural regions, even a couple states wholesale
>Desperate, Bruce Wayne then goes to a rich businessman meeting and talks bluntly on raising taxes on the wealthy and helping unions kick back into gear
>the businesspeople have seen the where the wind is flowing and have been thinking about getting better working conditions in at least broad strokes in order to get better quality workers and end high turnover and so save costs long-term, see Wayne as an excellent national liaison between them and common employees and begin donating and campaigning for him big time
>finally gives up and talks disparagingly about some minority in an attempt to derail his own campaign, comes close to dropping a slur and then catches himself in an obvious manner
>instead it causes a lot of introspection within that group if lovable playboy Bruce Wayne actually has an issue with them and might've already been welling up in them beforehand, causing them to vote for him in gratitude for being brave enough to speak up on it