>*sigh*
>Looks like user is having inappropriate thoughts about me again
>Time to fix that
*sigh*
>Looks like user isn't having inappropriate thoughts about me again
>Time to fix that
NO JEAN PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GAY. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.
I... I think I am gay for the Joker. So gay for him that I might even consider raping his ass until I am satisfied. Good lord, what have I become...
Gordon, turn on your trip and stop impersonating Batman
Its ok batman you need to do what is the best for this city.
Could you just tell me the details of hoe youre going to do it.. I uh have to document all this..its a normal process I swear.
Noooooo don't turn me gay again! Anymore and and the thought of hotdogs will make me cream my pants in front of all the other X-men
Can she do it in reverse for me?
Sorry user, you're DOUBLE GAY now .
Sorry Jean, gender is a social construct, the inappropriate thoughts will continue.
JUST STOP LOOKING IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE ANYTHING
I love this joke but absolutely if you fucked with a Marvel mind reader by filing your head with super lewd thoughts of them they'd fuck you over, right? Not a single one would just ignore you?
Why are marvel "hero" telepaths fucking psychopaths compared to DC hero telepaths?
Like I think the worst a DC telepathic hero has done was Imra brainwashing one of their teammates (which was an accident) or Brainwave Jr erasing Lyta's memories of Wondy as her mom (and he's been treated as a villain in universe by most characters and out of universe by writers since the 90s). At least DC doesn't pretend Dr Psycho or Grodd are heroes.
honestly, would filling your mind with gore.images work as a way to stop them from reading your mind?
I think it'd depend on their individual tolerance for it, but even if so they could just scramble your head to be more peaceful.
It may repel some of them, but it may also attract even worse ones.
>try to get some privacy in your own head
>get turned into a hippie
well, it beats getting your sexuality changed i guess
I'll try to-AAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty cute you think I would ever think about you.
Unless you only think that because you were thought to think that for thinking otherwise
>ever being attracted to jean
biggest bore in marvel
wow, telepathic girlfriends could take the mindgames shit to a whole new level
I hate Jean so much I legit can't get a boner from her
Well that's because ... y'know...
Gwen Stacy exists.
In the 1990s Jean would. Even when Mark Waid was writing her. Benis did this to her. Never base your opinion of a Marvel heroine on his work.
the first guy is based
Good she will be doin me a favor ugly ass hoe
>There, now his thoughts fit my fetish
What gets me is to a point thoughts aren't as important as what you choose to say and do. If I could read minds I'm sure a few things would wear me down but overall it'd help me be more understanding of people. An asshole internal monologue wouldn't matter to me as much as being kind to me anyway. It's also very often with such a plot where there's so many significantly contradictory thoughts in words, as if everyone is a jerk lying through their teeth.