Why does Batman keep knocking people up?

Why does Batman keep knocking people up?

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lol

Because he's a fucking chad.

Authors want to make him seem virile.

Wait what’s the bottom from?

A nice change of pace from knocking people out.

>Dear Bruce, sometimes when I am having the intercourse with the dick, a strange sound that resembles the mating call of the flognark emanates from my genitals. Is something wrong with my body or is this just a byproduct of human semen?

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Did Catwomen get a latex suit made for each stage of pregnancy or something?

Batman is the probably the third shittiest DC hero to be a dad after Supes and Booster. If they're gonna make him a dad they should fucking disable him first so he can't wear the cowl.

Yes

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Latex doesn't sheen like that. That's clearly spandex.

>If they're gonna make him a dad they should fucking disable him first so he can't wear the cowl.
A bit too late for that now.

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One would think that a a paranoid billionaire that obsessively prepares for everything would at least carry condoms.

Thank goodness, males can't get pregnant or Bruce would've knock up a lot of the "you know whos", but I won't say because I don't want to upset some people.

I'm talking about in future adaptations. Comics Batman is turbofucked. At least DCAU Batman they had the decency to make him an old ass man no longer fit to wear the cowl.

Feels like John K. Especially the bottom panel

Gordon:damn it Batman rape the Joker

Batman:Sorry I'm busy having consensual sex with your daughter to hear you

What if we get a killing joke sequel where it looks like Joker paralyzed Barbara's top half, but turns out it was just Gordon trying to get Batman to stop fucking his daughter, AND trick Batman into raping the Joker?

Then he'll get back by having sex with his ex wife and then romancing the joker in a generally happy relationship ultimately ending with them opening a bed and breakfast in oregon

So, in the end, Gordon still wins. If Batman rapes the Joker, Gordon was right all along. If he doesn't and opens the diner, he takes away the two worst aspects of Gordon's life, his wife and the Joker.

Gordon always wins.

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He also invents virus that cure jim of the nicotine rush he gets when he smokes his cigarettes

No, no, I'm pretty sure this is what happened

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This but you'd think he would use bat birth control

I was hoping for the edit where Bruce says "I'll have to congratulate my dick."

Gordon lives longer due to a lack of lung cancer.

Still a win.

> Knocks up a prostitute
What a cuck.

Superman knocked up Wonder Woman so many times.

She basically existed during the 90's to explain how Superman could have children in Elseworld stories, since DC was autistic about kryptonian and humans not being able to conceive. So their solution was that Wonder Woman was a magical being and thus had a magical womb that let her conceive with any creature whatsoever. Which had hilarious implications.

Batman should be asexual and sterile.