JSA Storytime: Astro City

Good evening owls and robofuckers,

where were were

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ooh ads!

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Hello, Storyteller.

>it's an American Chibi issue
Oh. Okay then.

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we different art tonight

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We really weird art tonight. Not sure ow to feel about it, honestly.

what the fuck is that thing.
its smug aura mocks me

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Kinda interested in how they're gonna pitch this grotesquerie but I've got an early start tomorrow and can't hang around for storytime. Hello thread, goodbye thread, have a good one.

uhhh this is some nightmare fuel here

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It's not Chibiusa, it's Chibi USA!

sleep happy user

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KURT NO
DON'T TRY TO DO THIS
NO

oh no, she's an indie gamedev

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This new iteration of Grimlock is going a bit too hard on the primitive speak shtick.

Ugh. It reminds me of Ken Penders' art. Especially the eyes. It's horrible.

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If someone says "if you die in the game, you die in real life" I'm going to blow my brains out

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i can't disagree with that sentiment

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Hey OP.

I am reading Dragonlance for the first time, and there are parts of those books that were much hornier than I had expected. Dang depressed Mormons.

>old comic book writer tries to talk about video games
Oh dear.

Okay, this idea of rejected video games=dead myths is an interesting idea for examining media, but not like this.

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I....

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I'm not nearly drunk enough for this

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That's been the last few issues actually.

we told you to stop around when v3 started.
Also this is terrible but the Bat-Mite specials were great

I believe in making it all the way through sometimes!

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is this really any worse than mojo making the x-men into babies

OH MY GOD, AMERICAN CHIBI IS A DIGIMON.

... Um, anyway, I honestly want to like this story, but the problem is the utterly tone deaf, stupid character. Like, as a character, she's not even that annoying, but she's called American Chibi. That's not something one takes seriously.

Think Busiek's taking the mickey out of Lil Leaguers or that one Chibi JL Crossover.

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What drugs was Marguerite on when she came up with all this? Like, this game was meant to be a parody anime stereotypes made up by people who don't really know what anime is, right?

nice quads

Yeah, this is one where I can't quite tell the tone and that doesn't help

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The worst kind of villain there is!