For Disney animators/showrunners, there's a contract where every drawing they make related to the series is Disney property. It is very likely that animators have made Porn/Rule34 of their characters under this contract. Some where in Disney Headquarters, there's a physical archive of official Disney Porn/Rule34. Lets, just fuckin, raid it. We'll be fappin' to official Ducktales porn, boys.
See you at Disney HQ on December 19, 2020.
I made the new thread.
Why would they keep it in a vault? Why wouldn't they destroy it, just to stop it ever leaking out?
They could've destroyed it, but knowing Disney there's a possible chance they didn't.
>Why wouldn't they destroy it
We'll assume Warner Bros and Hanna-Barbera did but this is Disney where every turd that fell out of Walt's shriveled asshole is in the archives.
Now that the word is out, it's almost certainly been shredded and incinerated.
We need someone on the inside. Without proper info this is a non-starter.
Also OP, such an archive probably stops at the year Cinderella III was made if not beforehand. There might be smut of Peg Pete but to be brutally honest the internet probably outclasses anything Goof Troop's staff might have considered "risqué."
>source, a random tumblr post
>There might be smut of Peg Pete but to be brutally honest the internet probably outclasses anything Goof Troop's staff might have considered "risqué."
The point of this is not to masturbate to internet Disney porn, The point is to masturbate to official Disney porn. Whether it's softcore or what, we havin' a good nut.
The tweet also confirms it too, ya know.
>it's almost certainly been shredded and incinerated
After being scanned and put on encrypted, striped RAID arrays kept in storage but unconnected to any PC, most likely. This isn't Sony where it would be on the corporate intranet using the same /don't open/ file tree MadThad kept on his thumbdrives.
I meant the bottom part.
I know. Even if the bottom part is BS, the tweet still backs up the claim.
This is true. I wonder how many Disney showrunners have gotten this sit down. Did Nefcy and Dana get it?
have you never watched a disney movie, anons?
Fabled lost treasures that people doubt the existence of ALWAYS exist, we just have to get a ragtag group together to go on an amazing adventure to find it!
well, just to be sure, part of our heist should be getting Disney to produce a film that sufficiently offends North Korea or any other country with state-sponsored hacking.
Our other best bet is to establish a lawfirm wherein Disney artists may submit archival copies of these "works for hire" for purposes of eventual release when copyright eventually expires, on the assumption that they can't get it extended any further than it already is. We might not get to fap to these great works, but perhaps our grandchildren may live just long enough to get a few good strokes in before the environment collapses.
(we almost got 1925 back, folks. three more years and Steamboat Willie belongs to the people!)
>When you get hired from Disney. Your creations and anything you draws it’s theirs now. Apply during off shift.
>to break it, you have to be let go, fired, or leave their employment. All the creations you made being unemployed from Disney is yours.
I right it but it’s bullshit. Being a slave and your creations will be ripe from you because Disney is your bitch. I don’t understand why animators talked about this? Hirsch and others talk about follow your dreams and all the stories you make is yours but never spoke up some of the cons of all this to their fans. The corporations want to steal your IPs because they worried they going to miss a big hit franchise.
I guess indie is best bet if you don’t want to be a bitch to someone. just like Alex Hirsch with the new book. Really shows that Disney is his dom bitch.
>on the assumption that they can't get it extended any further than it already is.
Let's pay more attention to China buying them out before we get worried about them lobbying Congress.
>just like Alex Hirsch with the new book
He never owned GF and he knew from the get-go they could continue to produce content without him. There's no gentleman's agreement that Disney, CN or Nick won't do that, you have to be Danny Antonucci with it in writing.
Are you autists under the impression that Disney showed him porn made by Disney animators?
There's a shit load of Kim Possible porn online, they probably just showed him those. You don't have to look very hard.
The way things are, China doesn't have to buy any studios. They control an audience of two billion, so their government has veto power over everything produced by every foreign studio that wants to break even. Capitalism has made America into China's crack whore. will suck your cock for cheap electronics.
of course, if America's economy crashes sufficiently, and its recovery is thwarted because it's the only country in the world that remained riddled with COVID-19 all throughout 2021, then a lot of our corporations, especially the ones that made all their money on films and tourism, might sell their assets for pennies on the dollar.
I wonder if we could just buy the porn vault for like $50
It could also be for copyright protection. If they ever decided to sue some one for some Disney Rule 34 and the artist claimed it was parody Disney could access those archives and find something similar to prove it's still infringement.
>Make Rule 34 of Minnie using peanut butter with Pluto
>Disney sues
>You claim it's a parody
>They present art from 2007 of a similar scenario with Minnie and Pluto
Give me all the lost art you got. I'll pay how ever much money for it.
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make it €50. Dollars would be worthless in such a scenario. British pounds too, because the whole English-speaking world has decided that rich blonde assholes' egos are more important than human health and honoring international treaties.
but yeah, whoever's in charge of the porn vault could probably be bought for a 10-pound bag of jasmine rice.
>He never owned GF and he knew from the get-go
Why he acted so surprised in twitter when they announced a new GF book deal without his involvement. I mean GF is his baby and putted a lot of personal inspiration in it.
> you have to be Danny Antonucci with it in writing
How do I do that? Go to indie? Add some demands in the contract to be in your favor?
All of this made me not want to work in Disney? A young artist who want to put out their work but sell their creativity to someone who will most likely butcher it. Is this apply to Pixar as well?
>he acted so surprised in twitter
he literally didn't and mentioned that they were free to do this, he was just disappointed to learn about it thirdhand.
>How do I do that?
You go back in time 20 years to when CN was still negotiating with up-and-coming animation stars who'd proven themselves in previous series.
you don't want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes
At least for now, the problem is quite easy, we must find someone who works/worked for Disney and ask them about the vault, raiding 'em might be harder