remember that time when darkseid got mugged?
Itt: remember that time
Anthony Smith
Oliver Lopez
Hannah Barbera deserve hate
Lincoln Morales
Serves him right for being a cheap Thanos ripoff
Ryder Robinson
remember that time the one above all turned beta ray bill into a nigger?
Nathan Foster
remember that time the joker thought he killed batman so he stopped being crazy changed his name to joseph kerr and married some random woman?
Angel Brown
Oh, no, what happened to her?
Charles Davis
on that note... remember that time when batman (the world's smartest detective) needed the help of his supercomputer to figure out that joseph kerr was actually the joker??
Julian Cox
Gr8 b8 m8
Joshua Gray
How did it happened?
Grayson Rogers
You know, speaking of this if the Joker actually did stop being crazy because he thought he killed batman and it wasn't some ploy, wouldn't it have been better to let him continue his normal life? I mean, it's either that or back to Arkham for a while, until he breaks out AGAIN
Angel Ramirez
remember that time darkseid got a job at macdonalds?
David Green
When Xavier wanted to fuck an underage Jean Grey.
Levi Cook
remember when wonder woman worked at taco bell
Angel Kelly
That time Bruce was obsessed with Lois
Kevin Murphy
SPAGHETTI
Jaxson Reed
Remember that time Hulk wanted to rape Betty?
Aiden Reyes
>WW will never serve you her taco
Cameron Martinez
Thats what you get for wandering alone through hub city
Jack Jackson
Nothing
he left her
John Diaz
remember this?
Wyatt Scott
jeez hulk get it together
Lincoln Russell
Did you know Darkseid's favourite book is Mein Kamph?
Juan Murphy
why is he sweating piss.
Landon Davis
that was an elseworld
Anthony Russell
You mean Tuesday?
Those are sliced onions
Jayden Campbell
What the fuck is the typeset in that book, Mein Kampf is a 300 page paperback, for it to be printed in that size and with that many pages they would have to come up with a bunch of filler or print the letters HUEG
Nathaniel Bailey
Darksied got a custom edition printed. One sentence per page, so he can REALLY digest the ideas.
Grayson Diaz
>why is he sweating piss.
He is so scared all his water is coming out his body in fear
Isaiah Powell
remember that time superman realized he absorbs solar radiation and radiation is energy which means he actually absorbs energy and then he theorized that magic is also energy so he also should be capable of absorbing it so he did and powered himself back to 100%? remember when superman DECIDED to stop being weak to magic?
William Cook
Well I'll be damned
Josiah Hill
That's some "Reed Richards making himself psychic by stretching his brain into the same shape as Charles Xavier's" energy right there