What would Hank do if Peggy cheated on him?

What would Hank do if Peggy cheated on him?

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Run over Bobby and move to Korea.

cover himself in a blanket of sadness?

He'd probably go "Bwaaaaah!"

peggy would never

Hank would get revenge by raising Bobby to be a God Fearing Patriot who loves his kids. The only way to win is to reduce Lefties to crying in their shitty car like I did with John Redcorn.

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he'd make her taste the meat and the heat

The hell she wouldn't, tell her she is smart and sexy, feed her ego and she would suck your cock.

Stay in the marriage but become emotionally distant.
Maybe get convinced by hit pastor to forgive her.

He would probably spend months in despair, then one day, go give Nancy a good dicking. He dreamed of her being naked in that one episode, afterall.

yeah, but who the fuck other than bill is going to tell peggy she's sexy??

he would sell propane to the bull

What if Bobby peed his bed so he was sleeping in Hanks bed and Hank came home late and fucked bobby thinking it was Peggy?

Hank would be like "gaaah that boy ain't right"

No, she wouldn't.
Her love for herself is mostly separate and unrelated to her love for other people. Tell her she's smart and sexy and feed her ego, and she'll run for governor, or something else completely out of the realm of possibility of her actual qualifications, all the while ignoring/being outright blind to the fact that someone was just trying to get into her pants.

didn't she try to have an affair with that mexican actor living in a mansion? only to realize he has a smoking sexy wife?

Bill would be King of the Hill

No, she made a big deal by confronting him by saying "No, we can't have a relationship." even though he actually wasn't into Peggy at all.

was Dale Gribble chad or cuck?

Dale is honestly Chaotic Good.

i dont understand ur gay ass bard terms, elf boy
how big is his cock

70 percent chad, 30 percent cuck.

he's a cuck technically but a chad metaphorically

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The real question is how would Dale react to the Coronavirus?

Like everyone here he'd be doomsday prepping for 2019 into the summer. Afterwards he'd be calling it a hoax.

1) It's a chinese bioweapon to weaken the US and tighten their hold on Tibet, Taiwan, and Hong Kong
2) Masks are bullshit, everyone should wear a hazmat suit like he does.
3) The virus has been coopted by globalist interests to... do some shit, I don't know.

1st and second ones definitely

chuck

he's the only one to take it seriously

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Either forgive her and let it go through Peggy explaining it, probably as some form of modern people are promiscuous, don't slut shame, how can we truly know we love each other if we've never known other people.

Or similiar to the above, but she gives Hank a free pass to get even or Hank decides he gets to get even and he fucks a 10/10 that upsets the shit out of Peggy.

Hank has always deserved better than Peggy.

Everyone deserves better than Peggy.

Peggy would give terrible blowjobs and if you tried to explain what she was doing wrong she'd just do them worse.

He would like it

more like "gaaah that boy ain't tight"

Well, we did kind of see what he does when he loses all trust and faith in Peggy when she revealed she had sex before she married him, he acted like she was a stranger and stayed at Luanne's for several days.

I think that's pretty accurate to what Hank would do in a proper cheating scenario as well: he wouldn't know how to confront the emotional pain, so he'd ignore it and pretend like everything was fine, just without Peggy.

Kick their asses of course.