Storytime of WTF: Dark Knights: Death Metal: Robin King

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Thanks Diana.
Ranking up there with Kendra in causing Multiversal Genocide

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>Suddenly world war 1 fighters
What

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So like is anything written here about the robin birds true?

>hey, what characters can we safely maul in the alternate universe? *picks Random at DC wikia*

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ENTER

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European robins are cute little bros that are absolutely everywhere, though they are a protected species
Dunno much about the American ones, who are from a completely different family

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This book was absolute cringe, man...
Also sorry if you are an Animal Man fan. I know I am..

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It's not like any of this garbage is canon

Hell it's not like we are paying for it

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I feel bad for fans of any character here, at least Buddy managed to land a hit - something only two other characters manage here

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>corrupted version of anti-life equation
The fuck, isn't that what the DCeased is dealing with?

And why that instead of just avatars of the grey

btw fuck captcha all my homies hate captcha
I just had to fill six in a row and it was the ones with slowly fading pictures

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He did feed Swampy essences of Arcane and Abby (because remember, Snyder made her the avater of the Rot)

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>immediately starts with everything regarding this Robin being retconned.
Bruh, wasn't the whole deal originally that all of the Batman Who Lmaos's Robins were the kids Joker infected? Hell, I'm pretty much sure the BwL was specific about his robins just being pawns, not really having favorites.

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AND WON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT... TO BE ROBIN KING

There, got that out of my system.

>he says, literally the page before Jokerizing happens

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>Batman Who Lmaos's Robins were the kids Joker infected
Only the one's from his universe, and this Robin isn't robin per say. It's Bruce who picked up the Robin mantle instead of a bat mantle

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For me its Blue Beetle and Red Tornado since they've done fuck all with them

I gotta say I enjoy this character more than Batkek for some reason
Maybe if he was pushed as hard as him he'd overstay his welcome too

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It is just dismembering after dismembering, but Wonder Woman is left unscathed because 2020 feminism is over the shoulder of the writer, lololol. What a shallow comic.

edgy tryhard garbage. I'm surprised somebody actually topped Punisher Kills Marvel Universe.

I really do wonder if even DC is sick to death of Batman, and they're just letting Snyder lash out and go ultra ham as a limp wristed gambit to breed catastrophic antipathy in the audience.
>"Okay, nerds. You like Batman, and you refuse to buy anything that isn't Batman? FINE. HAVE ALL THE BATMAN. ALL OF IT. EAT IT. EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!"

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>holy water
>unholy water
sigh

I hate my life

The End. I sure hope lil' Bruce stays there and keeps his good ending of world ruled by edgy kids.

But wait, there's more!

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And now for a backup story, featuring a fan-favourite character (and also some batfam mooks nobody cares about)

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Demons and angels does exist in the world of DC

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OH BTW I HAVE THE ANTI-LIFE TROLOLOLO

I dont see the appeal of the character. He does everything right, never gers a hit and has already every tool and physical dexterity needed.

If he was written charimatically maybe, but i just dont see it

I think you're giving them too much credit
>Batman = $$
>Therefore twice the Batman = $$$$

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This was fucking terrible, are writers at DC just ripping lines of coke or something?

He's basically a worse Batkek - the kid is 'preptime to the extreme', as opposed to 'I autowin because I am Batman and Joker in the same person'. I kind of like that he has an actual philosophy and reason, and isn't just 'lmao no morality', but that just means he's not absolute trash - just trash
But hey, edge sells, you know normies will be posting this as "OMG Batman totally beats Aminal """Man""" lololo"

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I HAVE EVERYTHING, ALFRED
I REVERSE ENGINEERED EVERYTHING, MORTYYYY

>How man fucking evil version of Batman are out there?
Okay, just because you acknowledge that your premise is stupid, doesn't make it less stupid.

No they just aren't putting any effort into this shit that Snyder forces them into

And why would they

I warned you man, I warned you right at the start

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