Mr. user, we're putting YOU in charge of a project to make a cartoon designed to piss off/annoy as many people as possible. Don't ask why we're doing it or why we picked you. Let's hear your ideas for some episodes.
Mr. user...
Chase Baker
Asher Sullivan
Two klansmen travel back in time to kill as many black people as possible. The villain is an transgender black MtF and her sidekick Anne frank.
Christian Moore
Straight white male is a competent hero, saves women in distress and when he retires passes his mantle on to his son who is also a straight white male.
James Russell
Life in auswitchz portrayed as a wacky full house style- sitcom©
Lead romance between a Nazi guard and a Jew.
Ryder Young
this but he's a based tranny
James Wilson
A cartoon called ape hunt: some white kids are led by a neo-nazi through the jungles of Africa to kidnap as many blacks as possible and transfer them to a "magical" human zoo with David Duke starring as the zookeeper .
Adam Barnes
A iranian, a ethiopian, and a jewish dude try to destroy the Universe to correct historical injustices. For the iranian that is Khomeini.
A bunch of whites, one of them a russian clone of Anastasia and a japanese-korean whore try to stop them.
There is no blatant racism.
That annoys nazis because it's not conveying any message and makes wookies angry because it makes black people look bad. Also makes muslims mad because when they show Maomet's face on a flashback.
Also annoys the koreans and the chinese because the gook/jap slut is proud of her rising sun heritage. And annoys commies because it reminds the world they killed the czar fucking children.
Cameron Peterson
That's honestly good. Way better than what I came up with.
Liam Gomez
A 75% faithful animated adaptation of The Unfunnies.
Jaxson Taylor
great idea. but why not 100?
Andrew Rivera
Going to be honest, it's not really a story otherwise.
Lincoln Lee
a lesbian with a love interest, but one of them is turned straight by a blonde white guy
Samuel Peterson
Spy vs Spy but a neo-nazi and a tranny. They're both embarrassing neckbeards and when one loses the episode, they really lose and their beliefs are played up as a huge joke. But it goes both ways so both get shit on. Also their antics cause other groups to get caught in the crossfire.
Oliver Taylor
The moment I ended that I wished everybody on the planet forgot it existed. Not banned, forgotten. Banned means a memory of it existing lives somewhere. You made me remember, fuck you.
Matthew Garcia
>goes both ways
nobody would be offended by that
Make one of them a mary sue who's always portrayed as right even when they're clearly wrong and you've got yourself an outrage machine
Matthew Cook
>TRUMP UNIVERSE FUTURE
Basically Trump shows up as a new character in a Steven Universe revival. He immediately cucks Steven and starts dating Connie. The show explicitly states Connie is underage. Trump basically becomes the Poochie of the show.
Also fill it with even more lesbian couples, diversity, etc. to piss off Zig Forums. Make Trump constantly mention Zig Forums and Zig Forums to force a massive wave of newfags onto this site.
Cooper Long
Cartoon version of The Lord of the Rings, completely faithful this time. More gratuitous shots of brown and black people being killed at Pelargir and Pelennor, and orcs are the only characters voiced by black actors.
Josiah Edwards
Space Jam. remake. The artsyle is something you'd see on PBS kids. Bill Murray is replaced with a black guy.
Fuck you for making me think of this.
Liam Nelson
I give my entire budget to Sam Hyde and let him make what he pleases
Andrew Sanchez
Easy. SJW doing pic related and thinking what they are doing is right but it actually not.
Nolan Jones
Jesus comes back to Earth and gets a job at an abortion clinic
Benjamin Hughes
...I want to know the context to that picture.
Connor Collins
Make a generic cookie cutter fantasy cartoon series, filled to the brim with tokens. Heavily hint that the main female character is a strong independent lesbian, only to reveal that she's a straight submissive woman who wants nothing more than to marry her male childhood sweetheart and be a loyal doting housewife.
Jason Rogers
>A family of well off Germans during WWII
>They don't try and hide Jews/Gays/Whatever, they just live their lives
>The show is very down-to-earth (lots of family moments, nothing too serious though)
>Somewhat goofy father, well-meaning mother, teenage son, ten year old daughter and baby boy
>Secondary characters include family of son's girlfriend and local business owners
>Teenage son goes to war during second season (father had small medical condition/friends in high places) but comes back at the end
>Fourth and final season has their town being occupied by the Yankees, all the American soldiers you see are jerks towards the Main characters
>The main characters/their fellow townsfolk are generally worse off under Yankee occupation
>Last ep is a wedding between the teenage son and his girlfriend and ends with teenage son (now an old man) telling his grandkids about what it was like
Christian Foster
>Hire all the women from Lumberjanes.
>Have them make a GI Joe cartoon reboot.
>Tell them to write a show that is as racially gender diverse as possible.
>Let them handle PR themselves on Twitter.
Being in charge isn't just about doing the job. It's about figuring out who can do the job.
Parker Brooks
A slice of life romance that is earnest and wholesome that tugs at your heartstrings and are 100% genuine and positive. But it stars an ASIAN MALE AND BLACK FEMALE
Evan Ramirez
This will piss off Zig Forums and people that took the thundercats go bait but how do we get the other side of the spectrum?
Gavin Sanchez
That only would piss off twitter, 95% of the audience wouldn't notice anything wrong with it.
Xavier Russell
Because it's a GI Joe reboot and the protagonists would still be the US military. This is before we get into having a bunch of straight white women and/or lesbians write a variety of effeminate black, "latinx", and asian characters with absolutely no sensitivity, nuance, or understanding, and then just waiting for them to get into twitter shitfights over it. We might have to hire white VAs to really push it over the top though I grant you.
Luke Harris
Oh, and before I forget, it would piss off all the people in the middle by being absolute execrable dreck.
Cameron Thomas
Would be pretty funny to see the diversity squad going full guns blazing against Muslim terrorist stereotypes and other bad guys in the most red blooded soldier fantasy ever written