Why was Abe Simpson a union buster? I thought he was supposed to be a good guy?

Abe is not a communist, he may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is not a porn star

He is. Unions are just the socially acceptable face of the Mafia.

The important thing is he had an onion on his belt.

Most people like the concept of labor unions more than the actual reality of them.

I dont understand your question. It seems to be contradictory.

Yeah, labour unions helping the working class is just not acceptable. The reality is we should all be licking boots

Which was the style at the time!

well it doesn't help that much when they'd all be controlled by the Mafia and you had to pay huge union dues to them

>all be controlled by the Mafia
Literal propaganda

In the old days if you were a trucker and didn't join the Teamsters, you could wake up one morning and find your truck set on fire.

What the hell causes unions to attract utter pieces of shit? Seriously, I know that unions had good reason to exist prior to OSHA, but ever since the creation of OSHA, I just can't see any reason to continue allowing them.

>collective bargaining has no reason to exist
Something only a CEO should believe

remember all the jokes in early simpsons about homer being a communist

>my idea is so good it has to by forced on people by psychotic thugs
You have yet to convince me that unions are needed today.

You have yet to convince me you've ever had a job or know what you're talking about

>only people who don't have jobs oppose unions
Have you considered not being a lazy bastard instead of expecting a mansion and swimming pool for flipping burgers?

>only people who don't have jobs oppose unions
Yes

He couldn't get white onions on account of the war

>he thinks that everyone is a lazy millennial communist like he is
Just because your parents never told you "no" doesn't mean that everyone else is going to spoil (You) too, retard.

youtu.be/AQeGBHxIyHw

>unions
>a millennial concept
It's millennials that are turning against unions, genius

>why was Abe Simpson a union buster?
In his youth, Abe was big, strong and without education so he took jobs that required physical activity. He eventually settled down as a night watchman in a jam factory, probably thanks to the contacts he made during his days as union buster

>I thought he was supposed to be a good guy?
Abe was a man of his time, for better or worse.

My headcanon is that Abe infiltrated into the unions as a mole. The same with the communist party.