There's gonna be a triggering
There's gonna be a triggering
Aiden Flores
Caleb Brooks
>"Barney taught us, 'I love you, you love me. Won't you say you love me too?' That's one of the first songs I remember, and what happens when that isn't true?" producer Daniel Kaluuya told Entertainment Weekly. "I thought that was really heartbreaking. I have no idea why but it feels like that makes sense. It feels like there's something unexpected that can be poignant but optimistic. Especially at this time now, I think that's really, really needed."
pottery
Tyler Carter
why is hollywood like this
Kayden Stewart
>Especially at this time now, I think that's really, really needed.
oh yeah, because there are so many concentration camps for the fags and trannies and mexicans. I just drove by one whioe my hometown was celebrating "rape a brownie" day and I got to see so many lovely jigaboos dancing for superior whites. Figured that was pretty common.
SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLLYWOOD, hope China invade california first.
Asher Nguyen
>I LOVE YOU
>but what if, he DIDN'T?!?!?
Hollywood needs to be nuked. Any other way the people pushing this shit will see it coming and be able to get out before it's too late.
Evan Thomas
Is it going to be about something stupid like people racism against Purple dinosaurs?
Adrian Myers
They're circling the drain
Daniel Russell
Is this going to be like the Banana Splits movie?
Nicholas Robinson
Martin Pistorius
Ayden Reyes
Obviously it's a rape allegory
Nathaniel Sanchez
Who asked for this? People who hate Barney would rather NOT SEE ANYTHING FROM HIM EVER. Which is everyone who's not the target audience.
Christopher Howard
>I LOVE YOU
>YOU LOVE ME
>LET'S GO KILL MINORITIES
Josiah Long
Not the kind of Barney movie I would have hoped for
Daniel Gonzalez
wait shit
that's how we stop this
we have to get Zig Forums to turn Barney into a nazi dogwhistle
it's the only way
Grayson Lee
This is a response to 30 years of joyfully singing about Barney being dead and barbecuing his head and flushing the body down the potty.
Bentley Morgan
lol what is it with hack producers like Adi Shankar demanding dark and edgy "deconstructions" of loved children's shows?
Logan Cooper
>tfw no cute kelpies to drag you to a drowning death
why even live
Cooper Rogers
We already got a movie out of that one.
Hunter Hill
I mean there’s a bunch of right wing militias rn trying to instigate racist violence worldwide
That’s nothing to sniff at
Carson Reyes
A+ anger there user. All rightfully delivered
Alexander Murphy
>2 hours of evil Barney instead of something cool like Barney being an alcoholic because children don't watch his show anymore
Jeremiah Myers
You hear about WB's Sesame Street movie plans where the gang gets stuck in regular New York and discover that there's been a government conspiracy to cover up the existence of Sesame Street?
Juan Hall
How about an actually good movie to usher in the new gen?
Thomas Edwards
Jason Wright
Brody Kelly
I find it really funny how NOBODY likes Barney after growing up. You'll find adults that still like Arthur, Cyberchase, Thomas, Sesame Street, etc. But you'll be hard pressed to find anyone who doesn't LOATHE Barney.
Charles Scott
>LUL HAHA WHAT IF BARNEY THE DINOSAUR WAS DARK AND EDGY EL OH EL EM AY OH HAHA
>THIS IS CUTTING EDGE HUMOR THAT TOTALLY HASN'T BEEN DONE SINCE THE SHOW PREMIERED IN THE 90S
>GUYS WHAT IF THE MUSHROOMS MARIO ATE WERE ACTUALLY DRUGS LMAO
Gabriel Richardson
>its another subverted expectations episode
the west is diseased
Isaiah Foster
The most positive response I've seen to Barney are those weirdos who draw big titty scaly porn of an adult Baby Bop.
Dylan Johnson
Who asked for this? This doesn't like it's made for people who like or even hate him.
Lincoln Mitchell
Funny thing that hack said he was against making Lord of the Rings darker and edgier as the rumors of the Amazon series say, I guess even some things are sacred to him
Daniel Ross
>Barney wakes up and goes to see his friends in the cynical modern world
Make it like a Christopher Robin returns, with Barney as this naive (like in the 'oh I don't really understand how all this works' way not in the 'ooh what does THIS button do SHENANIGANS' way) but caring and helpful Dinosaur that reappears in the lives of the kids on the show. Maybe even bring back the kid actors, if they don't just suck now.
Asher Carter
To be fair, nobody likes him, which is why he's doing this.
Problem is, nobody wants to SEE HIS FACE AGAIN.
Nicholas Kelly
oh I know and Why do they need to get uppity? all those peaceful protests about George floyd, midwife and pharmacist who was curb stomped by a band of nazi cops. these protest have been absolutely lovely, giving extreme makeovers to local businesses and givint young white neighbor boys hugs from six feet away.
I mean, why would people be uppity at this point? they are so so sooooooo racist ya know!
Liam Green
"Innocent thing is actually evil!!!!!?!?!?" is a popular trend. Almost every creeypasta and Indie game did that trope for a long ass time.
Caleb Mitchell
The guy who played Braney started a tantric sex cult.