Zoomer dating

>zoomer dating

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As much as we say he's a kid, most men act like this when they are dating.

I stopped playing video games when everything went online. I still have my N64, unironically girls love playing Mario kart.

I watched a slasher movie from the 80s last night called Blood Rage and there's a scene where two guys are playing Atari and the girls are sitting behind them on the couch bored saying "When one of those things is around, good luck" or something like that. It is a phenomenon as old as video games are.

You scoff but girls actually like being ignored

It’s older than that - guys have had hobbies to distract them from women for millennia

Also Mallrats
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>when raping and pillaging is around, good luck.

That actually sounds hilarious. A board barbarian girl while her boyfriend is raping a villager
>Are you done yet? Can we just go to.the next hut already?

>music, literature, sport, games, theater, invention, art, booze, etc

>dating in 2020
lel

At least she's hot and not fat like real zoomers

Did his prepubescent still twitching little penis enter her tight smooth cuncun?
Asking for a friend

is he playing sega saturn?

They should be playing fortnite together on their tablets and ignoring eachother in real life to be accurate.

In my experience, zoomer dating is more like this:
>"Hey, you wanna fuck?"
>"Sure."
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>"So, since you're here, you wanna watch some Rick and Morty?"
>"Sure."

Man I haven't gone in a date in forever. I use to like to take girls to a restaurant/bar upstairs from a skating rink. It was usually a free slate night or some highschool hockey games.

Literally me except I can never last longer than 5 minutes before squirting.

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>20 minutes

Women are boring as fuck

Yes, we know this

War is crude

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>Not having a second controler to play with someone locally
Do zoomers really?

It's a lot harder to play multiplayer in a house. I remember walking over to friends houses after school for a game or two. It really pisses me off you have to sign in or the internet affects won't let you play.

I remember being so psych to buy dead space two thinking a could do co-op with my brother found it you have to do it online. Kinda shit is that.

Unironically why I'm not interested in dating. I need a life before I bring someone into it, unless they're gonna be happy watching/ playing with me.

>implying 99.99999% of modern women's hobbies aren't "check instagram on my phone"

>no having her put her bare feet on your lap as you play

Come on Bart.

Yah, I begin to notice that, I wonder what happen to our generation, we were super cute as kids.

Do girls like a foot massage.

Millenials and Generation Zoom never seem to score a perfect date. Generation X'ers were the last ones to know how to have a romantic date.

Who the hell holds a controller like that?

I can't imagine Dead Space working well with a split screen. That kind of over the shoulder 3d needs all the screen space it can get.

But I agree that there should always be good couch co-op games. It's too bad the new Marvel Ultimate Alliance game is so shit. I really loved them and the X-Men Legends series back in the day.