>user, put on the cat ears
User, put on the cat ears
But I don't want any more belly rubs. I'm starting to develop calluses.
>NO I WILL NOT
>Hey, Clover you've seen user? He ran away after I broke his girlfriends spine.
No, you.
Make me bitch
super saiyan grade two
Nya~!
>French “humor”
When I first saw it I did actually laugh. It wasn't until I got a boner that I realized it wasn't just funny
How do the french do it? I honestly want to be bullied by the spies and Mandy
yes dear
If that's actually you, you got a cute dog
I don't man but being put in a headlock by any of them sounds amazing
I meant to say I don't know-how
uh, meow?
I'd love to.
Mandy is the best.
>You're not going out with those muscle-bound freaks are you user?
>Dating Mandy
>Constantly being manhandled and molested by Muscular Clover and Alex behind her back.
before every mission they look at a picture of you for good luck
No, and I'll give you an amazing handjob to prove it.
>Thank you user, now go break up with them
Can you come with me? I'm not sure they'll believe me otherwise.
Okay, I told them, but they didn't seem to acknowledge I was even there because they were busy arguing about something.
>About what exactly?
I think it had something to do with their triceps.
>I don't care if they were talking about tricycles I need you to break up with them! Unless your okay with broken bones and severe emausculation.
I'm not sure they even think I'm dating them in the first place. Ever since they got all muscular, they seem to be too obsessed with that to think about dating anymore.
>user, if you keep making excuses I'm just going to leave.