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Lots of running and Tackling
I've been said I have a natural body for football despite never playing it in my life.

Not well. Which is my plan. Want to get out first. Million is tempting but ultimately don’t see myself winning

>or be sued into oblivion.
Pfft, like I'm afraid of the Canadian legal system.

Joke is on you faggot, I'm gonna be rich!

>tfw u realize you would just be a Ezekial

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Harold should win a season

>he's sad about being the best character

Hey, every season needs some elimination fodder.

I'd be lucky to survive an episode, unless cartoon physics are on my side.

if Sadie and Katie can last for like 10 episodes I think you'd be fine

>becoming Gollum
sounds based

That's Total Drama Island, though, the tamest one. Every season is more deranged than the last.

I beat that guy until all that remains of him is a bloody messy pulp and tell the producers the same will happen to them if they try to sue me

i'll never get why they had Sadie stay for more episodes. she didn't brought anything or had any meaningful interactions. should've been eliminated alongside Katie

He’d just blow you up

>thinking he will be able to even touch chad Chris
lmao

Because Canadians love being annoying as fuck, just look at their other cartoons.

Why Noah is so damn based and attractive?

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>i'll never get why they had Sadie stay for more episodes
She was elimination fodder, she just stayed for longer.

t.Chun Lee Beifong
Asian chick love smart white cock!

He is Indian actually

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I've been seeing a lot of total drama recently
What's new with the show now?

We just want to talk.

Be very annoying in the first challenge so that I get voted off immediately

If Owen could win by just being him, I think we all have a shot.

Total Drama Reunion is coming out too.

I'm skinnier than Owen and slightly smarter, so I probably could win

>fanfiction
Eh

I have bad gas and switch between periods of diarrhea and extended constipation. I'm guaranteed to stay in for the entire season.

DJ first

Threaten to rape Chris and make him kick me out.