Okay, can we stop pretending that Spider-Man is a good franchise?

Okay, can we stop pretending that Spider-Man is a good franchise?
>shit movies
>shit cartoons
>shit comics
>only popular because pasty white boys self insert into him so he's no different than some fotm light novel protagonist

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Bait is just getting worse around here

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He was good until Pascal ruined him

The frog from Tangled?

I've tried to be a fan, the core of the mythos is really strong but...that's it. It seems like a story that was told and is complete.

>he's no different than some fotm light novel protagonist
Come on this isn't even good bait

>Beloved franchise
>I dont like it
>Therefore it's shit
Your bait is stale, best freshen it up.

Finally!!!

Thank you!!!

He’s the Batman of Marvel in terms of most overrated superheroes.

who would want to self insert in modern day peter parker, all he does is either get beaten up by women or having to be rescued by women.
every other hero he interacts him consideres him a loser and constatnly insults him to his face, he never gets any respect and is purposefully written by modern writers as an immature and incompetent manchild to make other female and minority heroes look better then him.

Because "woah, he's just like me!"

There are literally billions of people who look at Spider-Man and say, “He’s just like me!!! He pays taxes and rent!!! So relatable!!! I wish I had Spider powers too!! Then RDJ and hot redheads would bang me!!!”

Quit samefagging you colossal faggot.

My god our mods are fucking worthless, letting you run free for so damn long

>he just threw a fishing pole in here.jpg

>overrated
I ask this with full seriousness - what does this even mean?

No, he's a chameleon

You will never be a janny

Its a great way of showing you should never sell your marriage to the devil, I'll give you that.

Use Google.

Google told me it’s a subjective word

>ABLOO ABLOO ABLOO Stop making fun of my boring self-insert action figure advertisement

>ABLOO ABLOO ABLOO
I remember that distinct period when Zig Forums tried to make that a thing

Woah, we got a Zig Forums Veteran over here! Nobody is impressed. Stop being old and fuck off.

It was pathetic

holy copeola

"I don't like thing that is popular".

I fucking hate eating food.

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>all he does is either get beaten up by women or having to be rescued by women.
There's literally this one fag who comes in and says this and never actually backs it up

what food do you hate eating?

All of it, it's all shit.
>shit burgers
>shit pancakes
>shit sushi
>only popular because organic life requires it in order to produce energy
Can we stop pretending food is good?

What about pizza? Or a good old fashioned hot dog? Maybe you're more of a salad man? Life sucks user it's why sex and food are good

Based sustenance chad.