What does Lisa need?
What does Lisa need?
Benjamin Garcia
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Gabriel Hernandez
Christian fags are so annoying. They think their fanfic is canon and will argue endlessly about it.
Benjamin Campbell
What an interesting story!
>*spreads asscheeks*
>*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
>*liquid diarrhea shoots all over you until you're soaked*
Hmmm.. really made me think!
>*whiiiiIIIIRRRRR*
>*you are sucked into my ass*
>*asscheeks close*
Kino!
>*dabs*
Jaxon Peterson
>may 5
Jaxson Wilson
Have you even read that thing? Technically, we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom.
Luke Peterson
Get a life.
Chase Ward
A good shmack in the mouth.
Julian Edwards
>Unfair to Hittites
Anything the bible said about Hittites, the fuckers deserve it
Colton Ortiz
>incest
Connor Smith
Tyler Murphy
Death.
Hudson Young
There's nothing wrong with incest my sister gives me blowjobs all the time and nothing bad has ever happened
Jose Nelson
Unfair to Hittites got me
Colton Jackson
no christian has read the bible, dude. you ask too much of them. it's like science; it's easier to simply believe what you're told.
Brandon Anderson
braces
Nathan King
Bible is easy picking, grow some balls and draw the master of flame himself like (old) South Park did.
Benjamin Anderson
Wow that’s very anti Semetic of them
Wow can you stop being such an anti Semite just say you hate Jews and go
David Davis
based
Asher Evans
>What does Lisa need?
Someone to point out to her that it's anti-semitic to question the Tanakh like that.
Luis Watson
God I love crazy-ass conspiracy theories about cartoons.
Henry Jackson
I'm a full bore fedora topping atheist, my only reaction to this is to continue hoping for the simpsons to die. It hasn't been funny in 20 years and never will be again.
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Oliver Rivera
It would be an interesting storyline if Lisa developed a crush on a new boy as she often does and then it turned out that he was a moderate but devout Christian and she got a bit of the Brian Griffin style come-uppance.
Maybe he's Rachel Jordan's nephew or something who she took guardianship of after his Muntz-esque parents abandoned him.
Zachary Wright
We have truly evolved as a society when shitting on the bible isn’t taboo anymore
Hope we evolve to get over religion and forget it forever
Luke James
Come back when they depict the Torah or Qu'ran. If Lisa thinks the Bible is sexist, wait til she hears about Aisha or the Daughters of Abraham.
Jacob Long
Lisa needs to give me her feet
Christopher Kelly
I thought Lisa was canonically raped by Matt Groening and Epstein on the way to pedo island.
Colton Lee
S11E5
Connor Allen
Comeuppance for not believing?
Christopher Kelly
I mean, there's a lot of parts where it is just that?
This is legit funny since it is known there's a lot of shit missing/lost/deliberately censored from earlier stuff in the bible that does mean our current understanding is practically a 'canon fanfic'. I think we're only relatively sure the old testament is consistent because we have the Torah to cross reference with, but even that's probably been changed over the ages since it, like most of religious scripture of any faith was originally orally passed down.
As a Christian, I've always believed 'God can be as infallible as anything, shame humanity is nowhere close.'
Justin Phillips
Comeuppance for believing too much in nothing
Bentley Long
Why does faith or lack of it deserve a punishment?
Andrew Price
When you believe in nothing, you'll fall for anything
Jack Butler
i hate jews, but that's another point entirely, and i don't really get where you're coming from here
Brayden Morales