"Great, we'll have a girls night."
"No bras!"
"Great, we'll have a girls night."
"No bras!"
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They spoke to me.
As a frumpy spinster myself I always liked Patty and Selma.
>chain smoking
>no bras
>only shaving up to your knees
>and only on special occasions
Life imitates art.
no sneeds
>these two were supposed to be unattractive
A sneed is a guy that gets his seed from me
Driving in the passengers side of his best friend's ride
Trying to suck and fuck me~!
Patty and Selma always reminded me of my mum's single friends who'd chain smoke constantly and drink wine. They were great.
I don't think anyone was supposed to think that.
Remember the sirens joke? When homer was in the odessy paradoy.
noice
I want to rub their feet and eat them out.
There's something about selma I like, but that voice man.
honestly having Lisa take more after Patty & Selma than Marge as she grows up would be an interesting twist the next time they do a "future" episode
So, huge tits lisa?
It might make her character slightly more bearable.
Might.
I always liked the way their boobs dropped when they bolt cut their bras off.
>So, huge tits lisa?
>It might make her character slightly more bearable.
>Might.
well not just the big tits, she'd have fallen into many of the same vices as her aunts and have given up on most of the ideals her younger self championed, ironically she's much happier now
>you will never have two plump wine aunts willing to let you dump cum into them whenever you want
>than Marge
when did lisa ever take after marge? every 'future' episode has her as some successful scientist or musician or a prince's bride or something
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Obvious alcoholic gay man detected.
>when did lisa ever take after marge? every 'future' episode has her as some successful scientist or musician or a prince's bride or something
well that's a bunch of versions of Lisa who's held onto her ideals, for this version I'm picturing her hopes and dreams crashing down very early in her teen years and her finding comfort in her aunts which leads to her remodeling herself in a new more realistic direction
>Lisa ends up being only above average as an elementary schooler and regresses to the mean during her teenage years
>it takes too long for her ego to deflate to healthy levels so she ends up being only suitable for basic bitch clerical jobs
>gets an in at the DMV because Patty and Selma are the senior employees and petty tyrants of the Springfield office
>Lisa turns out to be a natural at the job
>between that and her being hot most of the grumblings about nepotism regarding her being hired by her aunts disappears
>around this time Lisa and Nelson's long running "on again, off again" relationship has started solidifying into something more long term in nature
>might not have been what Lisa had wanted as a kid, but overall she's happy with her lot in life
>Meanwhile Bart has a surprise career in the Paris ballet and Maggie has become a spokeswoman for the NRA
>Homer had a short-lived job as a nuclear lobbyist that ended catastrophically when he was too stupid to offer the bribe, and Marge has a highly popular youtube about being a retro-housewife.
Neat
Sinister
Drawn Together did the joke better: