Meanwhile at Avengers Mansion
Meanwhile at Avengers Mansion
When is New New Warriors coming out?
Good morning everyone! I made cupcakes!
Hey guys, remember that tome Tony killed at least three of us and was working for Kang. And then he died and was replaced by a younger version of him.
Should we continue to forget that?
I already have
>avengers live in a mansion
>justice league live in a space station
Embarrassing. Imagine reading Marvel.
Guys, how come my penance stare doesn't work anymore? Did it ever work to begin with? I'm having a major existential crisis here.
Does this one blow up too?
Oh buddy, its about to
Don't tell anyone this but there is no penance stare, I just told Ghost Rider that because I thought it'd be funny
What where we talking about?
Probably nothing
Yeah
What about that armor Rhodes wore that was some sort of alien that looked like an artist shat out because he knew he was in the nineties and could draw any old shit
Remember when we all died in horrifying ways? Because I sure don't.
Is it still a theme hotel?
Remember when you guys let me get kidnapped to be the love slave of an interdimensional being who raped himself into our world by making me give birth to him?
BECAUSE I DO!!!!
Remember when I killed Ben 10 and then ate his flesh in order to appease the blood gods? Because I do and I regret nothing.
Remember when I congratulated my son and took him out for ice cream as a reward to celebrate how proud of him I am?
Hal piss off everyone prefers guy
Carol if we didn't give a shit about what happened to Mantis why would we care when it happens to you
No
Don’t talk shit about my son! *stabs you in the throat*
Hey everyone it's me bub
Wait who is that with Spiderwoman?
>Logan drinks himself to sleep
My kinda man.
>(Distant explosion is heard)
>"Avengers, ASSEM- Wait, no, that was just the X-Mansion. Never mind."
Hey Logan, have you met my son Hal Jordan?
what's up man
WHO THE HECK ARE YA ?
Have ya seen my fellow mutants around ? I still miss them
whatever happened to the hall of justice?
OH NOT, NOT AGAIN.