So the girl in the full version of this pic has a HUGE, disproportionally large ass. She's walking sorta casually...

So the girl in the full version of this pic has a HUGE, disproportionally large ass. She's walking sorta casually, and as you can see her tits are monsterously big too. And huge kinda nasty looking nipples too. They looked like actual turds tBh. But the main attraction is clearly her asshole, which is clearly visible and also fucking gigantic. Bigger than her head. And of course, she's farting. And you just know by the way the tawny gas cloud was drawn and how the "Pooooot" sounds effect is written that this is one of those "steady" farts where it comes out all slow and sounds like a 5-year-old's first time trying to play the trumpet. And so she's walking, and from the fat left side of the image is a drooling dog or maybe wolf i don't fucking know, and he's drooling and following the scent. And the girl says, no joke:
>"uh oh, are my farts making doggy hungry??

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Eloquent. Your description would bring a poet to tears.

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Coffee is okay in moderation.

Good read thanks for posting

um...C-cool? Listen dude I gotta go now. I've got a thing.

>says nothing of the massive titties
disgusting

..post it?

how big?

link?

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dont say I didnt warn you.
oh yeah theyve got huge fat brown milkers that look like theyd always shake with every step but the nipples cap off way too bumpy and brown desu

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Seen it on /aco/ plenty of times, not impressed.

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this isn't how we get homestuck generals back

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>he thinks homestuck generals will ever be allowed to come back

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Roxy!

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The thumbnail is infinitely better than the actual image.

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Well, you weren't lying.

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Should I attempt to read homestuck again, I stopped back in like 2013 shortly after the trolls showed up

Wife material

Sure, but don't read anything beyond it, and also the comic takes a massive dip in quality past the end of Act 5, so be prepared for that.

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Oh fuck off already lucy fuchs

Probably the best Lalonde via process of elimination considering she's the only one that does not canonically have sex with dogs.

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No one wants them back, OPs post is a deconstruction of the insane autism that the product became a magnet for. Homestuck is irreparably corrupted and ought to be forgotten

To be fair, I don't think Roxy would be against it...

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They're actually okay for a while and then a second set of trolls gets introduced and the whole thing turns to absolute dogshit

I don't want Homestuck generals on this shit board anyway. We'd be better in /trash/

not really freud its just an in depth examination of the crazy af porn

say some degenerate shit like that again and i'll slaughter you where you stand so help me god

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Homestuck is an American comic therefore it should belong on Zig Forums

Why is Jade black?

Roxy just comes off as the "You just know..." type of girl when it comes to dogs! I can't help thinking it!

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Yeah but mods are retards and would rather keep the 500 racebait threads up rather than allow one Homestuck thread. I'd rather make a home on /trash/ than put up with these dumbass mods.

If you're bored, then sure.
But a word of advice-- If you realize you're not enjoying it anymore then just stop. It truly does not get better and you won't get any real closure from catching up anyway.
People reading Homestuck nowadays have the advantage of knowing it is a constant decline, and having the freedom to abandon ship whenever it hits a point too low for them.

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Pussy ass shit, I bet a zoomer like you hasn't even seen shitting dicknipples

you're pushing me over the fucking line man
i also don't think roxy has ever seen a dog actually, which is kind of sad

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as if you would even touch that gross asshole pleb

I'd throw my hotdog down that hallway until it looked like a Nezumi-tier asshole you fuckin' casual

...

I'm just messing around anyway! Also she'd totally be more into cats, but I could see her liking a toy breed

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oh yeah?
I fucking dare you

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Oh, we're just going right for it, then?

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