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>3 beers

That's basic bitch levels. Twinks man, not even once.

No gay rebound then?

You know , depending on how strong the beers are, three is using my tipping point. Either I leave and still drive or I just keep chugging (and still drive but not as safe)

Also "Don't bring up mom's ever on a date."

Gay bartender fucked up, not knowing his tolerance. You could tell he just like " Just go home. I'll stick my dick in you another night."

>"everything's coming up Clinton!"
Except Elliot, it seems.

>3 BEERS

WHO THE FUCK GETS DRUNK WITH JUST 3 GLASSES? How big is your liver, the size of a fucking wallnut?

Clinton is 5 feet tall and rail thin that's about right.

It seems "gay" was option 2 after "Brun" for both of them. Gay and bi paypigs should be pissed.

I am autistic and I have no idea what's going on.

Twonk invited twink to bar he works at
Twink can't handle his booze
Twonk sends him home
Twink also has no idea and goes home to his mommy his probably getting railed by the highschool football team.

Elliot was hitting on Clinton

Clinton hit on someone else and got shot down while hanging out with Elliot

So Elliot feels like second place

>0% robots
Terrible.

I have to admit though that I chuckled at the last line. It takes a special kind of mind to see the bright side in the night's events for Clint. An intoxicated mind, but still.

I don't think he saw, did he?

It's not that that's pissed him off it's the fact Clinton found out from Brun that she's not interested in him even though Clinton did him a massive favor since he's been pining for Brun forever but been too much of a pussy bitch to do anything about it.

Clinton straight up told him. Also, Elliot also wanted to fuck Brun and Clinton told him that Brun said she doesn't know any guys she'd like to fuck.
So it's understandable if he kicks the twink away.

I'd be impressed if Jeph actually kills all these ships.

drunk driving is so fun you guys xD

this also implies that at the end of the day, they'd both rather fuck a woman than another guy

Even gay men understand that a hole literally designed for fucking is better than a hole literally designed for waste disposal, they just also aren't into the people who have that hole.

OH FFS JUPH, NO ONE CARES. ROBUTS WEN.

Great, now Clinton can get back to trying to fuck Emily.

>up
>not in

Up still sorta works, but then it requires an answer as to up Clinton's "what".

I take it you're not from an english speaking country? Because people who are easily know what comes next.

I'm divided...I WANT a dude to fuck the autism out of Brun and I was sorta rooting for Clinton but now he's about to get buttfucked out of the closet and I'd rather see my sweet Brun fucked by a man ready to please her probably incredibly hairy pussy if her eyebrows are an indicator.

But she gonna go Dyke isn't she?

The Japhening made heterosexuality near impossible, user.

3 shots in a row on a empty stomach? With his height and weight? I can see it.

it isn't shots its beers

>3 beers

unless he's drinking fucking barleywine at 10% that's...nothing.

>ITT anons who can't hold their alcohol

You never seen small skinny guys drink? 3 beers can get them pretty tipsy for sure

He's a manlet twig, probably only weighs 100 pounds.

It's Zig Forumsmblr, what do you expect?