Is Hera worth it?

Hera did nothing wrong, she forgave that piss of shit Zeus to many times before, he already had six bastards before she went ballistic and who know how many other lovers without child. Hell, he himself was the reason for the demon army because he needed to defend one of his mistress, he deserved to be dethroned.

Zeus not only cheated on Hera but kept pushing Hera's buttons afterward.

Sure she went way too far, but Zeus started it.

betas seething

This is just capeshit wearing a Greek mask. Trash.

He did cheat on her, plain as day.

>King of the Gods
>can't even keep his woman well fucked and in line
>slums it with pitiful mortal women who give birth to freak bastards that make life miserable for everyone else
>into piss and beastiality

Would she let me stick it in her butt?

I'm so used to calling her Juno I had no idea who you were talking about at first.

But yeah I'd stay completely loyal to her

He cheated on his wife, bro.
He is in dereliction of duties as a husband.
Stop defending his degenerate ways.

What Greek movie is this?

Is Aphrodite in it?

>he doesn't know
Super heroes are just greekshit wearing a capemask.

Is a Netflix cartoon.
Yes, but merely in the background.

I would worship the ground she walks on

No. Capeshit is just soulless, content-less garbage and nothing but decay. You cannot compare it to the height of culture.

And who will father the hero that will take down the Giants? You? Not bloody well likely.

Second, will she do anal?

Greek mythology was the original capeshit so this should't surprise you.

Pretty sure he'd fuck animals too, according to the myths.

Who says she's not affectionate maybe its because her husband completely undermines her position. If my significant repeatedly cheated on me I would personally hate both them and any of their bastard children espeically if I couldn't divorce due to being the goddess of marriage.

Nothing indicates that she wouldn't, she is greek so she might encourage it.

>Hera encouraging you to fuck her in the ass

Why on earth would zeus constantly cheat?

The entire Universe would be better off if they just got a divorce/the bs kind of annulment ancient royalty got that was really just a divorce/whatever (or invent quickie divorce since they're gods) and all the people living in it would be better off.

How about any one of the other gods. Zues has two brothers both nearly as powerful as he is and he has dozens of off springs who carry his blood. It could be the son of Hermes, Hephaestus, Ares, Dionysos, Hercules with either his first two wives or Hebe,and Pan. Additionally we could use a descendant of one of the demi god which there are dozens or one of his god offspring. Or we could have Zues great grand children as all the Greek male gods have both divine or demi god children so we can use those too.
The point being there are a lot of options and using zeus biological son with hera being pissed at is so basic.

>Undermines her position
But user, why does he do that?

Could it be that Zeus is just a filthy cheater?

Or

Is it the fact that Hera is a Verbally frigid woman with a thousand insecurities that chains her man to her so he doesn’t even look at another person that my even stimulate an erection?

Because idk about you but, a woman with Insecurities is the most unattractive thing I’ve ever seen. Like at some point the male is just gonna nut up and start going for someone that knows how to treat people, you know?

He's just a douche

But even if those insecurities are make her unattractive it does not give you the right to cheat on her. As this will only make matters worse as she is the literal goddess of marriage, you would have known this happen once you married her.

Also it is shown that he was unfaithful before hand. As Hera was his third wife.

Isn't Hera his sister?