Which had the biggest dick?

Which had the biggest dick?

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In order from largest to smallest:

Boomhauer, Dale, Hank, Bill.

I was gonna say for IRONY it'd probably be Bill, but then I remembered some joke (from the porn episode?) implying he feels insecure about dudes' dicks in porn so I guess not.

Probably Boomhauer. Maybe Hank.

For IRONY you can say Dale's dick is bigger than John Redcorn's.

Unless there's a specific reference, you can only go by their level of self-assurance in which case it goes Hank>Boomhauer>Dale>Bill

Peggy

>Boomhauer under anyone
The man rocked speedos.

Cotton.
Japs turned that man into a third-legged migdet I tell ya hwhat

Boomhauer, Bill, Dale, Hank.
Hank as no ass so if he had a big dick he would always be falling forward. No counter weight.

Not to mention his narrow urethra. I'm pretty sure that is synonymous with "small dick" as far as the show goes.

Oh, yeah. That narrow urethra bit probably does imply pencildick.

Boomhauer is proving things to himself but in light of the urethra gag, his dick is still probably bigger than Hank's

I mean there's gotta be a reason Nancy keeps him around. That exterminator pay isn't gonna be it.

He's actually a real romantic when he's not being a psycho.

>psycho
wut

Not "violent" psycho, "actually insane" psycho.

>Dale
>Larger than Hank's
Lul

>you can only go by their level of self-assurance in which case
By this logic Dale should be the biggest given how assured he is about his marriage with Nancy and prowess in bed.

Narrow urethra, narrow dick would fit

Scandal.

BOGGLE

Nacny canonically didn't touch Dale at all during her 11+ year affair with Redcorn, barring a pity fuck on his birthday or something.

He's delusional but he probably doesn't have an unusually small dick either. From their various personalities it FEELS like:
Hank: big
Boomhauer: normal
Dale: normal
Bill : small
But there's the urethra gag

>implying Nancy feels any need to be at all honest about any part of her sex life

In the episode "A Firefighting We Will Go", when Peggy pulls a muscle in her groin, she says "Thank God Hank's sleeping at the firehouse tonight". This implies that Hank lays pipe like an absolute madcunt.

As it turns out, his urethra is so narrow because the girth of the rest of his dick is squeezing it shut.

>Holing up in a basement at night
>Not touching his wife to preserve life energy
>Spying on all his friends
>Hiring a shady mexican to do god knows what
>Constantly buying crackpot paraphernalia
>Prone to panic at the slightest provocation
Dale acts like a crazy person, user.

Or that he's terrible at sex in general. I imagine all of the main four have average size penises, with Khan being sizeably larger.

Hank beats up the pussy like it owes him money. Accept it.

Largest is probably Bill but it is ugly and unkempt, like a rapist from a hentai
Then Boomhauer
Then Dale
Then Hank

Considering his rigid adherence to things being the "same old same old", Hank's the type to do missionary the entire time and not alter his position until he's finished.

She literally says it the episode where she finally decides to end her relationship with JR and she fall back in love with Dale.