Hello /co. This is your future Prince Simon speaking. All of you better show up to my wedding. If you don't, I'll have Jack personally come find you. He's even been thinking of giving me my own sword and training lessons. Your not gonna be able to handle Prince Samurai Simon Laurent. Mr.Co 2021. Mark your calendars.
If you know what is GOOD for you, you shall suck up and vote for that cheese eating WORM instead of that flea-bitten, smelly, foooooolish and HOOOOOOOORRIBLE FELINE! SO SAYETH AKU!
It has cost me much. But I haven't given up everything. Not yet... So long as my dark heart is pumping, I have something left to give for my Queen and criminal empire. Wow, THAT'S a freaking relief. Maybe we can take our villainy across America, pack a few henchmen and just go on a good old evil road trip. We'll take pictures at cheesy landmarks along the way and stop for campfire songs build fond memories like something out of a shitty 90's family bonding flick. What?! No, Aku, I know you're pissed that the furball knocked you out but you can't honestly allow WALLACE to go to the finals, can you?! He must be stopped here and now!
