So, which one would you fuuhhh...adopt?

So, which one would you fuuhhh...adopt?

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Stitch

FPBP

Who would I adopt? None of them.
Who would I fuck? Stitch.

I wanna take that box and cuddle them all.

Oliver, and he's strictly gonna be my bro. You sicko.

>fuuhhh
Angel.

cohana bros know what's up

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Stitch, he's gone through three lolis, I'm sure he'd be down for a change of pace

How could i not take Simba

I agree

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Todd and keep him forever so he doesn't have to endure the world's cruelty

Todd. Not because I like foxes, but i need bait to keep the gators from roaming around and harassing cattle

Why are you raising cattle next to the swamp?

I hunt alligator for a livin'
Just knock 'em in the head with a stump

Because I live in Florida

where does the cattle come in?

I need them because I eat up my weight in groceries.

The mouse.
Takes up the least amount of space and has the shortest lifespan. ∴ Least commitment of time and money.

Shut up tard, I'm the real cattle man

Your daddy didn't even use you for alligator bait.

Probably Stitch since he has super powers.

Ever been bit?

Left arm gone clean up to the elbow.

Good heavens! What state are you in?

About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana

mmm. I've heard law enforcement can be heavy handed in those parts.
I do hope the Sheriff hasn't given you too much trouble.

Well you can sure get lost in the Louisiana Bayou

Stitch is the only right answer. Half of them are wild animals and you can get a dog or a cat anywhere. Second choice would be Tod though because foxes are cool.

Stitch easy
Super human powers, space adventures, AND cuddly pet to boot.

Subhuman tastes. The only real answer is Marie. Disregard koalafuckers, acquire magical girl powers.

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