(REPOSTING FOR CORRECTIONS AND BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY TIME NOW) >The sun is scorching and relentless across the vast swath of Egyptian desert. Breaking the endless sweep of sand and hot air, gleaming white pyramids with golden peaks dot the landscape, monuments to rulers of the greatest nation the world has yet known. >At the base of the largest pyramid, at the entrance to an ornate temple embedded in its base, an exotic crowd has gathered from across time, space, and unreality itself. Men, women, children, dogs, cats, ducks, mice, cows, pigs, frogs, pandas, robots, ogres, aliens, eldritch abominations, clowns, gods, presidential clones, sentient fast food, Carl, and thousands of others have gathered to witness and partake in the high society event of the year. >Near the front of the crowd, a set of video cameras are fixed on a short man with shiny black hair and a mocking smile. Next to him, smiling even wider, is a bright red demon in a perfectly form-fitting and color-coordinated suit. >”Welcome to back to Mr. Zig Forumslympus: The Great Wedding Extravaganza!” the man announces. “We have got one heck of a line-up here for you today, folks! Questions, chaos, and maybe even a hint of good old fashioned romance. We have the pastor himself right here to tell us about it—isn’t that right, Alastor?” >The demon’s grin stretches beyond the actual dimensions of his head. “Why, certainly, Chris. I do expect for a great many things to happen today.” He chuckles darkly. “You know, I’m exceedingly glad you mentioned questions—does that mean you’re ready to spill the beans on your ancestry?” >The smile drops from Chris’ face. “Cut to commercial!”
Hi everyone. Chris user here. I just wanted to say i'm done. This has been fun and i thank you all for that but as the tournament went on things got more toxic and it has been lowering my moral to the point where i lost all will to go on with this. This is no longer good for my mental state or my depression and it's actually starting to affect me physically. I am so sorry for leaving and i regret not being able to attend the wedding. I hope you all can do fine without me and i hope to be back next year but i don't think it's likely to happen. If you can't use Chris without me then just say that he went back to Canada for some reason. Also, you might as well get rid of Chef and Duncan too since i was also role playing as them. It's been real and thank you all again for making the fun last as long as it has. Happy Halloween and please don't feel bad.
>Elsewhere, a man and woman, both in domino masks and obviously treated with a sort of odd deference by the rest of the crowd, linger near the back. The man keeps his eye on the small, very young girl that came with them as she runs through the crowd and attempts to excitedly greet everyone. >”I can’t believe this is a bigger event than the damn finals,” the man groans. “It started as a dumb meme, but then the gets gamblers got involved and it all spun out of control. It’s literally two titans of classic cartoons, it should be the board’s bread and butter, but instead they’re all slobbering over this!” >”Give me a break,” the woman snaps, but she’s smirking. “Some of us are looking forward to this.” Her expression is almost hungry. “I’m hoping they start fucking right there and then once the ceremony’s over, and we get to watch.” The man groans in exasperation. >The little girl runs up to them again, face lit up with excitement. “Weddings are really fun!” she chirps. “I’ve said hi to all the people, mister Zig Forumsnrad, just like you said!” >The man smiles softly and pats her head. “Great work, kid.”
Ladies and Gentlemen! Come one, come all….so long as you’ve got your invitation in hand and less stormy clouds in your head! It’s the dashing wedding of Samurai Jack and Simon Laurent, ha ha ha!
For anyone carrying in a delivery, the snacks go on the left table while the wedding gifts go on to the right! ENJOY!
>At the perimeter of the seething crowd a barrier has been set up with comically over the top electric fencing. At the one and only gate of entry a buff Andean man and a tall, intimidating cyborg sit in a pair of plastic chairs, playing Go Fish. Just behind them stands a looming black man, polishing a knife with a slight grin. >Their reverie is interrupted by a confident young blonde girl strolling up, skateboard under her arm. “Hey,” she says casually, “I’m here for the wedding.” >The sitting man frowns and glances at a clipboard. “Sorry, you’re, err, not on the list. Actually, you’re on the ‘excluded’ list.” >The girl audibly scoffs. “Come on! I was way better behaved then that weird green-haired girl, and I got some good art! I’m way more qualified then half the people already in there!” She’s smiling, as if she already knows she’ll be let in. >Without a word, the cyborg stands up and whips out two dozen arms. With a flick, he extends lightsabers from each hand. Behind him, the black man chuckles. >The girl’s smile falters.
>At the very back of the crowd, up against the pyramid and behind a makeshift tent, an Asian man paces, frowning. He has asked for privacy in these final few moments, as he readies himself for the most important day of his life. He is unsure of almost everything, except for the fact that he has made many mistakes in the past. He doubts if he can go through with yet another wedding. >Then he recalls his husband-to-be’s smile, and his laugh, and his bloodlust as he murdered a gorilla. >The Asian man smiles faintly. He whispers, “I’m ready.”
>We all know the Monarch is saving his virginity just because he loves me. I tried letting him down gently but he won't move on. >Now anyway ladies, who wants me, I'm single and ready to mingle.
Your better smile while your at my wedding Olaf. Do you hear me? This is my special day of ascension and I won't let it be ruined by anyone. Go to your seat and be quiet about the finals for just one thread.
What in the tournament do you guys want screencapped?
Charles Miller
Aw man, well, see you dude.
Owen Davis
A few of his announcements, his banter with Alastor and other anons would be good too.
Colton Thomas
Hey do you think this jackal mask will offend the Egyptians? >Nah, the Egyptians are cool now! They're throwing us this swanky party! I'M a little offended though... Oh crud, I think they might be starting! >Wow, this shindig is even fancier than the ones in the Candy Kingdom! Just be careful here, Finn... Lotta CREEPS wandering around. I don't know. Everyone SEEMS nice. Except for all the demons, but we've faced plentya those. >Uh-huh. You remember what mom and dad taught you when you were 5? Well, stranger danger rules are back in effect. Avoid all cats, natchy, and if you get approached by a guy with a big blue head or a guy who looks normal- I mean, TOO normal- turn the other way, and blow that whistle I gave you.
>She was in the user's art instead of Daffy or Tom life isn't fair.
Wyatt Myers
>"Uh... just wanted to check, was I also nommed by Garfield or am I good?" >"Awww... good-bye Chris. It's been a real blast, I hope to see you around soon. Sorry you'll miss the wedding."
I come bearing the most awesomest gift of all, transformation pills that can temporarily turn you into a girl! ...No, really. They do that. N-not that I've ever used them myself or anything, haha...
Not Chris, but it was heavy seething, people calling all the characters meme picks, some outrage fags trying to stir things up to manipulate spitevotes, and people constantly begging for judges to be fired or rules changed in their favor.
Levi Ortiz
Spooky
Ryder White
these finals are so shit MY ass hurts AND I have cancer now.
The idea is that those two are currently competing and cannot make it until it's done.
Noah Price
The artist straight up said nobody told them to add Daffy and Jerry when they were working on it
Brandon Bennett
Don't worry Chris, I'll keep the rest of this beast covered! The portal to Canada's right over there! The flashes of Hell you'll see on the way are normal, trust me!
Skeroink (Welp looks like we've arrived, also mothra couldn't stop telling me on how she took out a potential FOTM during this years ms Zig Forums, she's suggesting to go at it again next year now that EVE is out)
