Fuck, Marry, Kill?

>Fuck, Marry, Kill?

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im going to kill that over saturated background.

>fuck
Ace
>marry
Orel
>kill
Morty

I refuse to fuck or marry any of them because that would be gay. I refuse to kill any of them because that's murder and murder is bad. You are bad

>kill Ace
>fuck Orel
>marry Morty
Ace leaves skidmarks in his underwear; there is no coming back from that. Apparently Orel lays good pipe, so he's canonically a good fuck. Lastly, I want to be the Kaworu to Morty's Shinji.

>I refuse to fuck or marry any of them because that would be gay. I refuse to kill any of them because that's murder and murder is bad. You are bad


you are on 4 chan, this are fictional characters and all of this is hypothetical

Kill em all, let god sort em out

(P.s. I am very based)

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Not gay, but if i was forced
>Marry Ace
He's a sweet boy who deserves happines

>marry and fuck Orel
He is the only character who we see as an adult and he would make a great husband, (as a kid he literally searches how to make a partner happy) besides in canon he was into some shit

>wouldn’t kill anyone but if I have to Kill Morty

>Dunno who Ace is

>>Marry Ace
>He's a sweet boy who deserves happines

Same with Orel, bonus point by the fact he would make a great husband

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none

go fuck, marry, and kill yourself

Fuck none
Marry woman
Kill yourself
Leave homopedo boys alone.

any other answer is wrong

Fuck Morty, marry Morty, kill Morty.

>any other answer is wrong
Why thought?

>go fuck, marry, and kill yourself
Would you if it was possible?

optimal answer

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>Fuck
Orel. I am not attracted to him but I like him and don't want him to die.
>Marry
Ace. Ace is best boy, cute as fuck and a total bro.
>Kill
Morty. He is a little shithead.

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Yes to all three. Add Steve in there also since he’s technically a brown hair.

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Dean Venture and Riley/Huey should be on there since they’re AS boys

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Canon fetish of each boy

Morty - Into a lot of shit that gets him off. Incest, anal insertion, furry, ass play

Ace - trap and cross dressing, cuddling, and group activities

Orel - Bondage, spanking, bdsm, pain, drugs and alcohol, foreplaying

Steve - Anything as long as he gets laid

Riley - No gay shit unless its gangsta

Dean - A fag

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Women and gays have ruined this board.

You're the newest faggot here.

Who would make a better husband? Ace or Orel?

This guy gets it.

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>Ace
You won't find better boipucci no matter how hard you try
>Orel
A good boy who deserves love and affection, and will return it tenfold
>Morty
Not worth fucking or marrying, only option is death.

>Orel - Bondage, spanking, bdsm, pain, drugs and alcohol, foreplaying

I don't think Orel would like drugs nor alcohol, specially alcohol consdering the strained relstionship he has with his fatjer

>Women
Zig Forums is a board made by and for gay pedophiles.

>spanking, bdsm, pain,

Do you imagine him Orel being into this even as an adult?

>Zig Forums is a board made by and for gay pedophiles

Damn, I just wanted to talk about cartoons