You open your front door

>You open your front door
>See this
What do?

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

based retard

Give I’m a slag or some shit

>turn 360 degrees and walk away

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this shit really did scare the shit out of me as a kid and it wasn't until years later I found out tons of other people had the same response

Same. I have clear memories of hiding under my blanket when this episode came on, just listening to the episode and waiting for it to end before I removed my covers.

Ask what their offer is.

Americans are such pussies.

Don't talk to Michael Jackson in such a manner.

>Watched the episode until he showed up
>Change the channel or close eyes until it was over
To this day I am spooked and to answer your question OP, I'd try not to die of a stress induced heart attack, and if I lived, I'd run.

Whats your offer?

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newfag

Wouldn't you do a 180?

The zoomers just keep exposing themselves.

People said this guy was scary but this one is even terrifying!

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Strangely enough, this guy didn't scare me much as a kid. I did find him creepy though.

Return the slab.

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close my front door

Is the yellow part your eyelids, or the blue part?

THE MAN IN GAUZE
THE MAN IN GAUZE
KING RAAAAA
AAAAMSEEEEEEEEEES
THE MAN IN GAUZE
THE MAN IN GAUZE
KING RAAAAAAAAAMSEEEEEEEEEES

Why was the slab so important again?

I close the door

make me

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Slam the door and dial 911. Maybe throw out a slab of meat for compromise, that still counts as a slab.

Just give him the fucking slab. He's being more than reasonable.

no

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You suck McBain!

Also same. I would have switched the channel when he appeared on screen, but his theme song on the record player was too catchy to miss.

>You open your front door
No sir. Not gettin' out of this chair

That shit look like a DILLDOE