Probable and possible in Universe Marvel 616 conspiracy theories?

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Superheroes are the advanced vanguard of the extraterrestrial/ultraterrestrial/god which intends to conquer the earth. They are keeping it safe from other threats until their leaders arrive.

Reed Richards is putting unstable molecules in vaccines.

The Stamford explosion was planned by SHIELD to get the capes under government control.

The catholic church has been stock piling magic artifacts to power a squad clergy to fight pagan or babylonians gods should they appear.

They are called the Super Nun Squad.

There have been multiple Captain Americas

New York is a SHIELD testing site for new members of the Avengers and not a real city. Everyone is a paid actor who is not a mercenary, hero or villain.

Let's do something to connect The Champions and the Avengers Unity Squad.

>"You read J.J.J.? You know he's controlled opposition right? A total spook. I swear any time you criticize Spider-Man someone always says, "I bet you're one of the Jameson conspiracy nuts aren't you? You probably think Spidey was behind 9/11 too huh?" Which Jameson never said by the way. That came from a fucking SNL skit. But it doesn't matter. He rants and he raves and shouts and makes himself into a cartoon character and people stop listening. Which is what THEY want. They want everyone who askes questions about the spider to look like some cigar chomping hitler stache cartoon. I mean you can complain about Iron man, you can complain about Cap you can even bitch about muties but oh say something about spider man and you are some nut job. Speaking of muties, did you know JJJ is a huge mutant's rights advocate? But for some reason we are supposed to believe he would have some issue with spider-man and not the dozen MKUltra Progammers at the X-Mansion.
>But why? Why can't we talk about our friendly neighborhood Spider-man? Did you know- most know this already, but some don't- did you know that the webs come out of some kind of machine on his wrist? Now who made that machine? Just some regular joe vigilante? Not likely. And what about the webbing? You think he designed it? Let's say he did. But that doesn't explain where he gets the materials to make it. He must leave gallons of the stuff around the city every hour. So he made this super strong elastic adhesive that is apparently so cheap to make he can make barrels of it on his own but NO other company is using it? Call me a JJJtard all you want, but that sounds fishy.

Pretty sure that's public knowledge.

bigfoot isnt real

Spider-Man is a scientific genius. Spider-Man been using his scientific skills multiple times especially against supervillains machines. Also the material Spider-Man makes degenerates in less than a day. It can last like a few hours at most. And there are multiple big-name politicians and newspapers who talk bad stuff about X-men all day J.J.J. relationship with Spider-Man just got personal before it got personal with any of the other Heroes.

btfo

It's more an open secret than public knowledge. Everyone more or less knows that the Cap appearing in public in the last months of the war and the one who showed up in the 50s are different people, but they don't know the context or who they are.

i see what you did there

Mutants were a failed government experiment.

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Everyone knows Spider-Man is a shared codename for a team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that operate with a enhanced nanotechnology suits that makes them seem to have powers. Remember back during the SHRA fiasco when that Parker guy claimed to be Spider-Man? After he felt guilty about the payday the gave him to do it three "Spider-Man" agents were seen confiscating the suit from him.
Nowadays they've wised up and give the agents different suits and identities like that black and red one and Silk so people dont question it when they're seen together. Probably got the idea from the terrorist who stole one of the suits to be "Venom."

But Rogers and Walker's identities are public, right?

But that's what I am saying man. People shit talk the muties all the time. But why is nobody but some shitty tabloid talking about Spider-man?
And yeah sure, spider-man is a genius at both mechanical AND chemical engineering. That doesn't answer the question of where he is getting this shit. Somebody's paying for it. Who's payroll is spider-man on. They must have some kind of patents for this stuff. You say it degenerates in less than a day but I could still imagine thousands of potential uses for it for both consumer and commercial use.
I bet you think Wakanda made all their fancy tech on their own too don't you.

You both are idiots. Spider-Man is a media creation. He's JJJ trying to keep print media relevant by having his own pet superhero to sell to the public. Why do you think 90% of all Spider-Man shit is exclusively reported on by the Bugle? A thousand fucking capes in NYC and every day it's nothing but Spider-Man. You ever wonder why with he always seems to be fighting the same 3 dozen supervillains over and over again? They're selected to sell a narrative. They've even tried doing spinoffs. Scarlet Spider, 3 Spider-Women, Arana, Steel Spider, Scarlet Spider again but in Texas, Ghost Spider, Silk, and black Spider-Man.

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but think about it. how many caps have there been? who's the actual captain america?

Yeah I mean didn't Rogers quit and become Nomad? I mean before then it was all one Captain America. It's like when Bonesaw lost all that muscle. People say he stopped taking steroids but that's bullshit. Just throw another guy in the costume and no one notices.

Okay about Spider-Man keep fighting the same bunch of guys over and over again that is because supervillains constantly gets personal animosity against a particular hero and the ones who can hurt that you're the most often become the arch enemy because then it becomes Mutual. it happens to like basically every superhero sometimes a superhero all of fights another superheroes normal enemy the new Inhuman Ms Marvel add on against Spider-Man sound super villain not too long ago. And The Daily Bugle have never had the resources did dude that stuff Green Goblin has done , Norman Osborn has been multiple times more money than James Jonah Jameson has ever had not to mention the guy wants to go over SHIELD.

Everyone knows Venom is a LMD used for extra-judicial killings when Frank Castle, who is totally a SHIELD deniable asset working directly for Fury, is out of commission.

Wakanda is a cover story for the collusion of the Back to Africa movement and US colonial interests to essentially create a Liberia 2.0 beholden to US corporations. Group of African-American literati show up and overthrow a couple of tribes and take their land, set themselves up as a hereditary monarchy, and get their own nation in return for letting US companies run roughshod over everyone. Great Depression hits, everything falls through but the infrastructure and educated upper class is still there, and by the sixties you suddenly have a landlocked nation in the middle of Africa with first-world technology that curiously has a European style hereditary monarchy and a religious system containing everything from animism, to Egyptology, to SEA gods.

Where was Ironman? Where was Thor?

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In the comics iirc it turned out some pharmaceutical company teamed up with certain US politicians to funnel MGH (mutant growth hormones) to super villain communities, this was how Nitro got the power boost and escaped so easily afterwords

Okay, everyone knows Osborn is a rich kook with an edgelord public persona pretending he's some 80s corporate headcutter. And why the fuck would a supervillain care which hero brings him down? My cousin Ronnie's been busted by the same cop five times now, but he's not throwing on an animal costume and declaring Officer McClusky down at the 9th precinct his archnemesis.

The Punisher is not an independent vigilante but in fact a CIA hitman.

>You know that girl who calls herself Gwenpool? I believe she might actually be the second coming of Christ and not know it. Think about it, she seems to know who everyone is and what's going to happen before it actually happens. Not only that but she manages to be able to travel back and forth through some other dimension. Maybe she lost her memory and that's why she can't utilize her God powers yet. You know what I'm saying bub?

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