ITT: Toxic girls that you would impregnate all night and day

>t. Alex hirsch

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it's nothing too special, but not much that really disgusts me I guess, vaginas look fucking gross tho. They don't look nasty but I also don't really see the appeal of boobs, they just look like big bags of dough.
this is the part that sounds autistic buuuuut it just seems like women are beings of discomfort. between makeup, clothing materials and shapes, and just extra weight in key spots (mainly big booba, I've heard it's killer on the back) that most women try to hide how they really, and I mean REALLY look. I just can't imagine having so much effort needed to put in when they go do stuff, when a good amount of guys are fine with just throwing on a comfy t-shirt and jeans.
I guess the best way I can describe it is that even though they're made of mostly the same stuff women's bodies just seem less natural to me, like they just wouldn't feel or smell quite as normal as a man's body.

>between makeup, clothing materials and shapes,
same is with gay men. it's fine to be gay though, no problem from me, it's just this seems like it applies to most gays as well.

Me too. High five!

definitely the most obvious vocal gays, I personally subscribe to the 'just a regular dude that happens to be gay' camp. Fuckin hate limp-wristed walking-stereotype 'everyone I walk past MUST know I'm a fag or else my gay card will be revoked' flamers, just seems like they're walking back on decades of progress.
I know a bit hypocritical of me to say that considering my first post in this thread but that was just me seeing an opportunity for a funni I don't even tell people irl unless it's relevant to conversation

desu she's only toxic because of her sisters, so I'd go for them first...

Toxic? Really?
She is evil but she likes to party.

Faggot.

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Alien
Probably has alien microbes
You don't want to go the way of the Aztec do you, user?

Maybe I do user... maybe I do...

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Well played, user. Well played.

Not this user, but

To reply to you:

Yes, that's applicable, especially to twinks and drag queens.

It's this weird obsession with aesthetic that I personally never identified with.

Now, to answer

from another perspective:

I see beauty and grace in a female form, but nothing sexual. It's like watching a bird fly or a painting. Beautiful in it's own right, but I don't want to fuck it.

I especially hate seeing women's faces or hearing their voices in porn. It's DEEPLY uncomfortable.

So in the end, it's beautiful like the Mona Lisa, but I would never in a million years be compelled to fuck the Mona Lisa.

>Yes, that's applicable, especially to twinks
ya, but I am bi and the only men I am really attracted to are twinks. Other guys I may find the appeal but never get that turned on feeling.

I see it differently. Femme shit is NOT my shit. I DON'T relate to it, but that's just how I regard it: stuff I don't relate to. And I try not yuck someone's yum if femme shit IS their shit.

It just stands out more because we're not used to it.

congrats

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Just give her blue eyes I guess

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girl being their secret daughter would have been way more interesting than her being a turtle

>calling bad bitches "toxic"
Please stop making me feel old

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There’s an incredibly attractive element about her, but I don’t know what it is exactly