>Peter Parker where are you? You said you would come over after school for more tutoring. You better not be with that Mary Jane slut.
Peter Parker where are you? You said you would come over after school for more tutoring...
Sorry I'm late jen, there was the mil- i mean old lady crossing the street and almost got plowed, I mean ran over by a truck.
I would KILL for this to be canon. What a great couple they'd make.
It has to be high school Peter though. Jen always trying to get him drunk would be cute.
>”Hey spidey can I buy you a drink or something else tall and wet that’ll knock you out and leave your head throbbing in the morning.”
>Peter crawls up a wall to hide his boner.
>”Uh I don’t drink I gotta go!”
>”Don’t leave you know I don’t drink ether guess we’ll have to do that other thing.”
>Pete’s sweating so much he feels like he’ll slide off the wall.
>”Look shocker! Better go stop him!”
>high school Peter
Fuck of Straczynski
Why are people here obsessed with young boys having sex with women? What the fuck is wrong with you.
Hollywood loves pedos and Anons love Hollywood.
Why does Zig Forumsmblr love getting outraged so much, /SS/ is just a fetish user, quite common among people who show interests in cartoons.
The appeal of it is to put yourself in the place of the boy, almost every men had crushes on their middle-high school teachers and whatnot.
But that's something we move on after the elementary school.
When you're adult you realize it was sick.
Ok, hear me out, Spider-Man harem series where Peter accidentally gets enrolled in a girls-only school.
Mary Jane is the school idol, Deborah Whitman is the class nerd, Gwen is the tsundere alpha bitch girl, Betty Brant is head of the school paper, Yuri Watanabe is head of the disciplinary committee, Screwball is the class clown, Black Cat is the flirty troublemaker, Jessica Jones is the cold goth with a crush, Teresa Parker as the jealous sister who's vaguely attracted to her brother
Maria Hill is the headmistress, Jen Walters teaches the law, She-Hulk teaches Gym(but never on the same days), Black Widow teaches Russian, Peggy Carter teaches history, Aunt May as the guidance counselor
Peter has to protect the school from various threats and find out why the school attracts such danger.
It is still arousing to dig old fantasies
>Peter in school
Fuck off.
He is an adult, he has been one by decades.
He’s not a high school student you casual
Oh God fuck off.
I like your idea but I think it needs a little something extra. So Peter's in the all girls school, right? What if... Peter Parker has to assume the identity of Patty Parker in order to attend the all girls school? And the reason he's there is because it has the best STEM labs in the entire city so he not only has to keep it a secret that he's spiderman but also that he's a dude.
The crossdressing is just unneeded.
But if he doesn't crossdress, how will he use the best STEM labs in the city?
A technicality plot device.
It's a harem thing it don't need all this
He’s right though, this thread is ass too
Why is it fags like you just can't let people have their fun?
Yeah but the irony inherent to the situation enriches the narrative.
The fact that it is a harem requires a barrier to prevent rampant intercourse
Really sounds more like you're just pushing for an excuse to push crossdressing in.
>no chat and emma
fix that and it's perfect
I’m starting to see the appeal of dicklet spidey pics. You self inserters are losers.
It every teenager's dream.
Well a lot is this was on the fly, but Chat, she's definitely main girl material, obviously she helps out with the school's pets and whatnot, I'm thinking she's also the one who shows Peter around the school.
And Emma, I was thinking characters like the X-Men could be from a different school, like you always need a rival school in these things, I was thinking Emma could be the captain of a team, something like the decathlon so Peter can compete.
I mean, it's an all girl school.
Why would they let a guy in?
Cuz of Aunt May? Get outta here...
A plot device technicality that allowed him to get in, and Aunt May working there is why he isn't kicked out in spite of it
Oh but the people paying for pictures to give a character a microdick are completely adjusted individuals?
>A plot device technicality
So, you don't have an actual idea?
You're just so insecure in your masculinity that you can't stand the idea of Peter Parker wearing a dress to further his education?
Straczynski was taking Peter out of high school and did everything he could to put him in the realm of adults
Send it to Japan and it will be turned into a hit
My God have you ever even seen a harem series before?
You just keepp trying to hijack it for your crossdressing fetish
>t. someone who has never read spidey
>harem series
>crossdressing
>pic related
It's not even my fetish, I just like the idea of a secret SECRET identity