I know what you are thinking, He is a cartoon and cartoons are mostly for people who wet their pants. But not Mr. D...

>I know what you are thinking, He is a cartoon and cartoons are mostly for people who wet their pants. But not Mr. D, He is an special cartoon for adults.

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i want that mr. d

I like Mr. D.

Why does he make me think of that failed cartoon Allen Gregory?

>>Mr dick

>Rax began to transform its restaurants from basic restaurant architecture into designs containing wood elements and solariums, with the intention of becoming the "champagne of fast food". This transformation drove away its core working class customers, blurred its core business, and caused profits to plunge for Rax as other chains, such as Wendy's, took advantage of Rax's techniques and improved on them.

What else did she get of Mr. D?

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What comedian is Mr. Delicious supposed to be a riff on?

Woody Allen?

rax.....that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

Pitch your fast food restaurant ideas.

I think he was just supposed to be your average early 1960s dad.

I can't really tell if he's supposed to be anyone. He's just a boring little weird man.

Vore Wednesdays. All the food is hotdog meat in the shape of pop culture icons.

>you can eat here
that slogan absolutely killed my sides.

I was literally about to make this thread.

I would've included the videos though.

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Keep listening, he's not average. Failed marriage, hates his life, goes to a therapist because of homicidal rage that he keeps repressed, sleeps on his ex-wife's couch, blows his money on gambling and trips with hookers... he's a trainwreck of a man.

And Rax thought he would be a good mascot.

What are some other Zig Forums restaurant mascots?
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he's like Kelly from the Onion, but more delicious

Diggity dee.

I remember these guys! Animation looks very Klasky-Csupo.

are you coming from /ck/, user? we were having a disappearing fast food chains thread just this morning.

A video about Mr. Delicious killing Rax is making the rounds, and everyone is staring in horrified fascination. It's even on tumblr.

Please god let him get the Onceler treatment. I need to see it happen.

Yeah, almost hard to believe that most aspects of Rax were real and not from a Tim and Eric sketch

They bragged about having carpet.
"Rax trusts you to not drop your fries, because you're adults."

...People dropped their fries. I guarantee it.

cloned celebrity meat will be all the rage in the future

The mid 90's were comfy as fuck provided you didn't live in the Caucasus or the Balkans.

It's such a weird thing that rax's whole idea behind mr. d is like "Fuck you, kids. This is a restaurant for grownups."

It's like, every other restaurant has a smiling kid friendly mascot, toys, kids menus, play places, but Rax was like, "Nah, families are a market we can do without".

>Please god let him get the Onceler treatment
Im in 100% support of this

>you can eat here
Someone got paid for that.

Actually, his name is Mr. Delicious

Mr. D = D-Fens

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