You're in the Steven Universe world for 24 hours. What do you do?

Take a big steaming shit. Just really spray hot salty bootylard all over the gem's front porch. I would try to squeeze it out with such force that hopefully I'd punch a hole through their deck.

so I'm just there? Am I in the town even or just where I am currently but in SU universe

I try finding a way back, Steven's earth is just ours but with shittier music and more retarded, I just wanna go home.

Look in a mirror, see that I'm a beanhead and kill myself.

Fuck as many gem women that are horny and thirsty for human cock. Rose quarts legacy of :human cock being the best cock for a gem" must continue.

Poof one of the crystal gems, find Steven, and shatter them right in front of his eyes. I'd probably die but it'll be funny.

Nah, he'd convert you

I shoot myself in the head in front of the little crying bitch to further traumatize him.

He can fix them now, who cares?

You spawn in front of the beach, normal clothes, no phone to take pictures with. Can't take anything with you.

>It turns out they are real and were planing an invasion
>The diamonds open a portal to our world and thank you for the help
>They give you a interdenominational device and will fulfill one wish
>What you do?

Figure out what the fuck happened to Russian

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I’m gonna pull out a Pierce Brosnan move and fatten up Pearl for my sexual pleasure

wish to be superior diamond to the others, oppose them all.

In 24 hours?

Wish that the diamonds would let me fuck them. Thicc space milfs ready for daddy.

I'd ask for my own personal pearl btw, and a way to reset her at will.

Yes, even less

This is a good, albeit expect answer.

Dress up as Steven and have sex with Jasper?

We must do research.

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>You're in the Steven Universe world for 24 hours
>1-encounter any pearl, rose´s pearl or blue pearl will do the job
>2-brainwash her into becoming my cocksleeve
>3-poof her and pocket her before my time runs out
>4-enjoy my personal maid for the rest of my life
wake up and consider killing myself

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>You spawn in front of the beach, normal clothes, no phone to take pictures with. Can't take anything with you.
Looks like that ain't going to happen user

you beat me to it

Play Meat Beat Mania

One of the Diamond flagships was shot down by a super laser light cannon. The ship crashed into the cannon and suffered a critical spatial failure, where the entirety of the ship's interior expanded at once breaching the light chamber of the cannon. The resulting explosions created the crater seen on the map.