My wife is 6 months pregnant and she loves watching steven universe, and she wants our child to watch it growing up...

Why the fuck did you marry someone who like SU?

Honestly I feel bad for your wife. Imagine being forced to bear some dipshit user’s child while trapped in a loveless marriage with them

Your kids aren't gonna wanna watch that garbage.

But ages 1-3 you're gonna hear 5 little ducks, baby shark, and others until your ears bleed.

thanks, I'm working on becoming a street performer.
It's fun to play pretend.
How much do you wanna beat OP's didn't and is just some sad man child who got thirst trapped?

its just a show, chill the fuck out, people who are gay or trans are born like that and not because they are indoctrinated by it.
this is obvious because gay people have existed even before lgbt media was a thing.
but hey you probably dont beleive that
knowing gods sense of humor your kid is gonna come out as a full tranny or fem boy regardless of what t.v shows he watches

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What was that episode of Drawn Together with Terminator from Gay Future?

Humbly decline and suggest something else for the child to watch. Children really shouldn't be watching tv till they're 3-5 years old. Studies have shown that this can cause anti social behavior latter on in life. healthychildren.org/English/family-life/Media/Pages/Why-to-Avoid-TV-Before-Age-2.aspx#:~:text=Good evidence suggests that screen,problems with sleep and attention.

better listen to this half-haphazardly skimmed article by some rando online too. I'm sure there isn't an article not to.

Make your child play my Steven Universe game. He may man up.
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>Implying your child will understand the trans
Just make it clear that gems don't have a gender and therefore cannot be trans, nor lesbians

But they do have a gender

I got 20 dollars saying this guy is a rules lawyer in any game he plays.

5 little ducks is based

Divorce her.
Tell your wife you're gonna make the kid watch Ren & Stimpy or something. So you can even it out. If your child asks anything related to the faggotry, make sure you know statistics and shit, so you can drop the cold harsh truth about that shit on them early, before they develop any weird ass problems.
I would, regretably, recommend you watch it with them. Just so you can point out problems with the show every now and then. But I've watched SU, and you seem like a sane enough person, so I would, personally, not want you to expose yourself, or child, to that tripe.
Mainly, if you can't get your wife to stop, at least try and combat her shit taste with your good taste.

>people who are gay or trans are born like that and not because they are indoctrinated by it.
You truly don't understand alot about your brain on leftistism.
People who are Actually gay, or have Actual gender dysphoria, are born that way. But the people who are Actually gay, or have Actual gender dysphoria, don't make up even nearly half, or maybe even a quarter or less, the amount of people that Say they are.
Its the main reason why suicide rates for post-op transexuals are so high, because people think their life will just magically get better, but it only gets worse if you didn't have an Actual problem.

Don’t control your kids likes and dislikes like that let them figure out life and live it in their own way and besides let them see if they like the show or not if they don’t let them tell her

Ren and Stimpy sucks though. DCAU shows even it out better

mental illness has always been a thing but its never been encouraged or forced on kids like this.

try to use the show's morals of Talking Solves Most Problems.

>It’s just a show, if anything screws up your kid it’s gonna be a real person’s impact, not fiction.
..he said, on a board full of people who got fucked up debilitating fetishes as a direct result of seeing them in cartoons as children.

let him and make him watch Samurai Jack and other shows you like.

Steven trans shite is easily skipped over and he will just pick up on the some good and pretty girls with weapons, if you raise him right.

Primal is too mature for him, what other show lads?

I remember I liked that DEEP LORE GI Joe series.

Show your kid Saint Seiya instead. It's full of manlyness and you can convince your SJW wife that it's OK because it's full of positive queer representation and the latinx community love it (I feel dirty typing this)

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as a tranny, there aren't any trans themes in steven universe. and you know how much we love to stretch for finding trans themes in random shows
source: your ass
turns out, getting your peepee turned inside out doesn't make your gorilla bod go away

>don't want her to indoctrinate my child

like your dad indoctrinated you to believe that shit? its drawings, retard. don't raise your kid to be as much of a brainlet as you.

Yeah, there were bigger problems than just Totally Spies

>OP
>Claims to be married to a woman
How is that possible when you're such a flaming, cock gobbling faggot?

your wife's brain is full of pregnancy hormones right now, just politely nod to the dumb shit she says

I think you're overthinking things, user

so you agree that gender is a social construct and the only reason you identify as a straight man is because you grew up being indoctrinated as a child?

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