Bullshit

>university of virginia
lmao, try with a real university.

>egg on toast

>uva
These were the same tards who said Chris-Chan could live a normal life.

I can see the attention span thing. Modern day entertainment hardwires your brain to crave something new every few seconds. Its why social media and content aggregator sites are so popular. Your brain MUST have a new endorphin hit every few seconds or you start to panic. Its become an epidemic.

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Thank god I was too old for Spongebob.

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The replication crisis is not an oversight.

Vine and Tiktok were a mistake

Yeah, and gum stays in your stomach for seven years.

They have clearly learned from their error.

that study was made in 2011, everyone knows post-movie bob is bad for your brain

I hang out with a group of guys in their early 20s, and some of them are just fucking glued to their phones. We will be playing card or board games, and the one guy will be watching tictok whenever he's not actively playing, have to get his attention to take his turn, and then he takes a second for him to actually get back in the game. Another one will watch youtube shit while he's driving on the expressway, stresses me the fuck out.

any good books on the subject? Nicholas Carr, Daniel Goleman, and even Kaczynski are my picks about attention spam

This is why anime is superior, people have to pay attention to the slideshow

/out/ is a good board please do not send Twitter shitters over there
The real destination should be

Now imagine if your whole adult life is based around cartoons.

I think the moment you are the subject of a study of "can you live a normal life" you won't. Like a superpowered x-ray finding cancer where-ever it looks because it emits so much raditation it causes cancer

Just might be a lack of imagination. I can't read fiction anymore and strictly read non-fiction nowadays.

>watching videos while driving
Why in the world would you ever willingly be in the same vehicle as him??

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>twitter
Kill yourself, fucking faggot

>Another one will watch youtube shit while he's driving on the expressway,
You need to get a video of him doing that and report it to the police. I've never heard of anyone pulling that crap on the road.

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That kind of study is always dumb, obviously like others have said an exciting funny cartoon is going to knock down how much they do the tests they run. That's just how kids are. I'm sure a similar thing could be said for them playing around and not doing something with a screen.

But in the past 10 years and especially the past 5 everyone has certainly gotten more retarded because of social media. I can absolutely guarantee it. The shit everyone does and it's braindead as hell but treated as normal and no one says a fucking thing about it. Their behavior, their stupidity.

Just eat 2 eggs to cancel out the effects lmao

>Daily
>Fucking
>Mail

who the fuck gets their science news from them?

People who read the Daily Mail. I think you're severely underestimating the amount of people who automatically think things are true if they're on any remotely "official" news source