>Hal. We’re going to have to let you go. The 14 year old girls were one thing, but after what you did to that 10 year old boy, you’re just not right for the Justice League. We’re replacing you with John, better PR.
Hal. We’re going to have to let you go. The 14 year old girls were one thing...
Jayden Phillips
Owen Powell
Hal could kill the entire DC Universe if he wanted
Lincoln Mitchell
>Hal Jordan
What a slowpo—wait. What am I doing here?
Cameron Moore
Its Rape Time Barry
Superman, Its simple, Is Hal Jordan, a CUNNY chad?
Aaron Johnson
Parker Watson
Goddamnit Superman, stop Roasting Hal, I made Nachos
Luis Lee
>Hal, you can't talk your way out of this. For gods sake, you cut his arm off and then crushed him to death! Intentionally! That's not what the Justice League stands for, and I thought you knew that!
Mason Lewis
I'd read this comic
Logan Sanchez
>dont play angel with Clark, need I remind you of you're cunny days, or should I say... CHAD days.
Adam Foster
Finally, Clark is acting he real self, not like that dumb roastie Zatanna wiping Doctor Light mind from cunny to stinky W*men, We need to save the cunnyverse
Jackson Nelson
>He was resisting. I felt my life and the lives of my fellow heroes were in danger.
Xavier Gray
That's Wally West dumbass
Logan Taylor
Loses to Batkek
Christian Myers
Same Difference, I raped them both, Dumbass
Parker Edwards
why would Batkek beat up his favorite son out of the 4 actual children
Jaxon Gray
Does Ben’s family show up?
Asher Cook
That's what you said last time Hal.
Sebastian Cruz
Im just saying, Hal Jordan did nothing wrong, like that black teen with the real knife, some jackass with some nice looking mustache said it was a comb, but he deserved to get his hands cut off and his head blown off
Jordan Moore
Oh come on! How is telling kids to punch their bullies a bad thing?!
Ryan Ramirez
With Superman super speed he could gather lolis from disasters and build his own harem in an isolated location without anyone noticing.
Nathan Martinez
With Bruce Waynes wealth, he can finance said Island, and have fine Boy Cunny from all sidekicks
Asher Gomez
what about diana, is she a cunny hunter or shouta hunter?
Lucas Sanchez
Shota Hunter, she Created all the male JL members by killing something they loved, then raping the children, she raped bruce wayne, Clark, Flash, GL, and about any male leager, she rapes them painfully, biting them and beating them to submission until they turn into Boy cummy makers
Luke Gonzalez
DC Comics is for man-children
Nolan Perez
Nobody asked, but Ok Ennis
Sebastian Harris
Ben was a thug who assaulted an officer of the law. Had to keep the public safe
Cameron Gomez
>Hal, I know things have been rough for you lately, I know that boy made you feel threatened, but you know as well as I do that you went overboard with him. You can say he was resisting all you like, but the fact still remains that not only did you murder him after already neutralizing any potential threat he might pose, you did so without consulting any of us. We're a team, Hal, you can't just go off and play judge, jury and executioner on your own, that's not how a hero should behave!"
Lucas Roberts
If Ben vs Hal came out during the golden age of Zig Forums, what would happen?
Jackson Perry
What do you think?
Aaron Wood
Obvious Cunny Chad is Obvious, If you get convicted, I will do an epstein on you and you can live the rest of your days on cunny
Daniel Wood
>hey Hal, maybe the reason why you hate Ben so much is because he has had multiple happy relationships where he has remained friends with the girls after the break up, and he eventually becomes a happily married family man in the future
>and you... well the only person who ever loved you Hal, is your psychotic obsessive cheerleader of an ex. Aside from that, you really don’t have any love in your life
>face it Hal, you’re just a snake in everyone’s boot
Lincoln Turner
What about that time he got engaged to Guy’s fiancée?
Jayden Rogers
only BATMAN can give Hal Shit, dont make me put you in a special jar
Evan White
>hal has less game than a 10 year old
ok id be pissed too in that case
Grayson Butler
Truth hurts
Jaxson Phillips
FAKE NEWS
Hal Jordan gets fuckloads of pussy
Ok Ladderbro
Blake Bell
>That kid got what was coming to him. I’m the only hero around with any guts.