"OH MY GAWD! DISNEY, HOW COULD YOU EVER DO THIS...

"OH MY GAWD! DISNEY, HOW COULD YOU EVER DO THIS? IT'S AN INSULT TO THE FIRST MOVIE! SIMBA HAD SEX AND WHO ARE THESE NEW LIONS?! IT MAKES NO SENSE AND IS STUPID LIKE THIS MOVIE! THEY RIPPED OFF KIMBA AND WOW TIMON AND PUMBAA ARE SO ANNOYING! THIS DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST! FUCK YOU DISNEY AND EVERYBODY WHO MADE THIS MOVIE!"

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Isn't it generally agreed upon the Simba's Pride is like a top 3 of those Direct to VHS Disney sequels?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUILD THAT WALL

A cat credit card?!

Yeah, and of those sequels My Lullaby is considered the best villain song.

The review says it’s fine too

Every time you watch Doug, remember that you chose to.

Calm down Doug, here, have a nice refreshing Herculade, that should help you relax

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IS THAT VEGAS???

user...how did you pay for this, I thought you didn't have any cash on you?

>SIMBA HAD SEX

Who are you to judge? At least he gets some.

Ok but... it looks like Vegas. Why does it look it Vegas?

It's cool, I used my credit card.

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I've never been crazy about Lion King 2, and I can remember being obsessed with the first one and wishing for years for there to be a sequel. It's not a bad movie, but it felt like a letdown compared to the first one. I feel the same way about FFX-2, not an awful RPG, I still played and beat it, but a huge letdown compared to how perfect FFX was.

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That's a furry thumbnail.

BLACK MAN
WOMAN
GET IN HERE

I SENSE AN IRREGULARITY

Imagine being in your 40s and your whole career is neetpicking children movies

I'm not clicking this shit
Can somebody confirm. was Doug indeed that retarded?

IVE SPOTTED AN IRREGULARITY

Why does he keep calling Kovu Kofu?

I mean, he’s doing better than spoony

Spoony is drowning in mental illness, that is not a high bar.

As someone who lives in vegas, I actually agree with him.

He refuses to get help. All these years spoony has agency and chose to piss everything away

Maybe so.

I still pity him, though.

BLACK MAN

Didn't he already review this film for disneycember?

Yep

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE SAHARA?
COME ON

I'm pissed that fatty-loving faggot is shooped as my top waifu.

I like how Doug Walker's identity now is either he does mediocre/terrible reviews or Oneyplays interpretation of him being this crazy guy that yells at every irregularity

wow, that review felt so lazy. even for doug's standards