Realistically speaking how would you go about fucking her?
Realistically speaking how would you go about fucking her?
With my monster dong
The most reasonable way would be to get her to either shrink herself to a human size or grow you to her own size.
Anything else wouldn't really work well.
Become a giant pickle
You go spelunking you fools
thats a cucumber
jfc how many threads did you make?
she unbirths you and you fuck the fallopian tubes like they're onaholes
I mean she doesn't seem very realistic but considering her general morphology I'll say... cowgirl?
You go spelunking in her vagina and directly fuck her uterus.
And is the funniest thing ever.
Canonically she uses a spell to make the father's dick big
This one, honestly what an easy question, what are you OP? a small dick loser?
I wouldn't
I think about this daily
BIGGUS DICKUS
You take out your penis, insert it into her vagina, do the back and forth motion until semen comes out, then when for a few months until a devil child pops out.
The correct answer!
isn't that the same thing
I would just lie in her breast like its a beanbag
work on your pick up lines.
ITT: OP talking to himself
You have to crawl up in there and fuck the womb itself.
>Canonically she uses a spell to make the father's dick big
Her own father's dick?
>giant big titty demon mommy
>only a man too angry to die had experience like this
>imagine what if Doomguy got laid with her
>imagine his descendants
I mean come on, user.
Barring cock enbiggening magic, I'd probably just have to go to work on her clit like it's a speed-bag.
Why would I when I could fuck her daughter?
I'm sure she has some hell magic that handles it.
pickling is a method of conservation, typically used with cucumbers.
sea cucumbers are quite different, not even plants