Does he have a single story worth reading?

>Sitting in a Tree
Is this a joke? That was an awful arc

Nope.

Just the first arc, before her mom get killed by Venon, Miles died along with the Ultiverse

Just how they characterize peters in miles books, just as an annoyance that constantly lets down the image miles vaguely has of him. Miles has no point and he never wants to do anything in school beyond speak down to the white antagonist teachers, and he has no personal life, he puts on airs until the characters INEVITABLY figure out his identity and either betray him die or it doesn't change anything. He's just an empty character going through the motions designed to dick ride a better character he actively detracts from. But I get that you just want an already popular name, you don't want good stories or characters, you just want something that worked watered down and presented in the safest way possible in the "right" color.

A superhero identity is not a bicycle. You cannot just steal it. Miles should be The Brown Recluse"

None. Miles is such a shit character that not only he doesn't have good books but also brings books of others down when he appears in them.
None of those are good, Jesus, you have some shit taste.

Reading Miles in 1610 basically requires reading ultimate spider-man which will make miles seem even worse

>A superhero identity is not a bicycle. You cannot just steal it
You can. Legacy Heroes were a thing before Miles came into existence
> Miles should be The Brown Recluse"
That's a stupid ass name that Zig Forums needs to stop spouting. Even when the Marvel was "planning" on changing Miles' name, they backtracked HARD

>Miles has no point and he never wants to do anything in school beyond speak down to the white antagonist teachers
Disregarding the fact that this is not true, teen heroes being at odds with their teachers is a pretty common trope
>and he has no personal life
Dealing with family & friends IS the personal life of a teenager
>He's just an empty character going through the motions designed to dick ride a better character he actively detracts from
He's detracting from a "lazy but smart" genius that acts like a man-child & only cuts the bullshit & gets serious when someone he personally loves is in life-threatening danger? Sounds like an upgrade
>But I get that you just want an already popular name, you don't want good stories or characters, you just want something that worked watered down and presented in the safest way possible in the "right" color
A handful of people took up the mantle of Spider-Man before Miles came around, one of them was even Half-Mexican. Sounds like you just don't like Miles because he's half-black

the fact that you don't actually counter anything is pretty telling. He's just an empty character than bendis used his fetish to sell with an already established name. He has no story to tell he has no real motivation to exist and he is just an argument for you to continuously "win" on the internet while never discussing the quality of the books. but bendis has to get paid and you seem to like that so whatever

>You don't counter anything if I choose to ignore what you post
Typical whitey move. Get countered only to duck like a little bitch.

you didn't counter shit, you just brought up personal opinions while ignoring that miles is the least interesting out of all of the teen heros introduced. Fucking sam and kamala are more interesting with better connections to their "legacies" while having a better personal life. Miles is just a sad series of conveniences, isn't it cool to know that his dad and captain america are best friends? Or how his white teacher is a racist? What a great relatable character

They sort of reinvented the character into something really good, original aspects remain, but spiderverse miles is cooler.

>Thinking I'm
Nah. I was just pointing out your bitch tactics. Good job proving you don't actually care about good points and just hate black people.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand right to calling someone racist, that's why everyone hates you miles fags. You just eat the slop and don't ask why, you're the bane of the world

>He has no story to tell he has no real motivation to exist
Miles is the epitome of "With great power, comes great responsibility"
>Be 13 year old kid
>Randomly get bit by a radioactive spider while vising your cool, loving uncle
>Get the same powers as the hero who just previously died
>Try to do your best to fill the void the previous Spider-Man left while balancing your own life
It's ok to admit you just don't like him because "Not Muh Peter"

>Factual story counter points to my rebuttals are "personal opinions" when I don't like them

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At the very least you got it first, unlike Flash. And you are the better character so that's a double whammy

>you are the better character
Being a better character than Miles is not at all an achievement.

No.

how can a character be the epitome of "with great power comes great responsibility"? If the heart of his character is connected to the franchising out of the name? He's already had the reset button hit on his life and it's looking like it's going to be hit again next year. There is nothing to him beyond a paint by numbers "whats the political zeitgeist willing to buy" he's the nuwars of spider-man

the factual thing to miles is that bendis gets more and more clout the more you blindly defend him

the final issue of Spider-Man Life Story

Everyone hates mile fags because they can defend why they like him. Every complaint for Miles boils down to "he's black". But then these complaints try to mask that with saying he's "boring". But when they elaborate on why they think he's boring, they're trivial reasons that they don't critique the mainline Spider-Man stories, or other legacy heroes for

Actually, Factually, incorrect.
Just because you have a distaste for interracial couples, doesn't mean this team-up is bad. It was a fun, short, multiverse hopping adventure. Literally the only arc that people know of for Spider-Gwen outside of the general Spiderverse crossovers. Even more so than her own origin story which is rare for a character.

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No, nothing about what I said is even remotely incorrect. You're just a faggot with an abysmal taste.
No wonder you defend Miles.

the only reason that miles is getting the push he's getting is because of his skin color, when you point out that fact you're called a racist. So when you point out that his life is a series of empty conveniences, like his father is the shield agent(a concept lifted from peter) that was investigating oscorp or that his uncle was the reason he got bitten by the spider (a concept lifted from peter) or that all of his most interesting stories are from a universe back and have all been retconned. I dislike him because he was created by bendis I hate him for how bendis sold him and how other writers have CONTINUED to write him and I hate you for supporting it. Miles shits on peter as a concept I can't think of to many legacy characters that do that and get continually supported do you?

> If the heart of his character is connected to the franchising out of the name?
It's not. Miles is just some random kid trying to do good with powers he didn't ask for. When Peter first got his powers, he tried to selfishly profit off of them. He only got on the straight & narrow when his uncle got his cheeks clapped
> He's already had the reset button hit on his life and it's looking like it's going to be hit again next year
Same thing has happened with OG Peter Parker. & that's always going to happen to both main & legacy characters when the universe works on a sliding timeline

Saladin's current run is better than anything Bendis ever wrote for Miles

No I hate it because it's a shitty story and presenting this forced, shitty pairing as the cause of some sort of utopian future was absolute shit. And it was a reminder that Miles' dad is a secret agent for some reason

Other than him killing his uncle which is no longer canon, he got no memorable moments.

That's not hard and saladin's run still isn't good

>he's just a random kid
>whose dad happens to be a secret agent investigating peters worst enemy
>whose uncle happens to be a world famous super villain that stole from said enemy
>who happened to make a deal with a god to bring back his mother and live in an alternate universe
>that is beloved by everyone he meets and is stronger than even the person he stole his name from who is CONSTANTLY going on about how fresh his look is

He's a series of conveniences that aren't even disguised as story points. You only defend him because he's black

Miles can't even have a consistent origin story and family dynamic yet and he's that not even that old of a char yet.