This kid kicks you in the nuts while saying that that is his purse and he doesn’t know you, what do you do?

This kid kicks you in the nuts while saying that that is his purse and he doesn’t know you, what do you do?

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Lie on the ground and cry because my nuts hurt really bad

cum immediately

"Youd think parents would put their autistic sons on a leash and brace"
>as I grip my groin and drop to the floor

This. Maybe crawl home.

This, maybe ask what I did wrong while looking at him in an incredulous manner because I'm a beta and sure as hell try my damndest not to hassle people.

Accept it because that’s his purse and i don’t know him

I would probably hold my groin, and yell, "What the fuck is wrong with you!?" I then would probably call the police. I wouldn't want to beat him up. Cause I am an adult, and no one would be on my side, no matter how justified defending myself would be.

Shitty DM railroading me into getting hit in the nuts without even a chance to save, this game sucks!!

I didn’t know people other than me crossboarded there

Start singing the mortal kombat song with my grunts of pain

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you mean my TITANIUM ENCRUSTED nuts? the ones that are HARD AS A CLIFFSIDE? those nuts?

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As I have experience with groin shots, I return the favor before the nausea incapacitates me

fpbp

...that's not how that works.

>mfw

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Tell him I don't know him and that's MY purse and kick him in the balls

>calling cops over a kick in the nuts

fpwp

Give back his purse

He’s 13

He'd be doing a service to society, we don't need people who do that kind of shit running around.

God, have you ever seen such rage? Could he be the next super saiyan?

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Hope Bobby doesn’t drop the soap

Call my wife to defend me from this literal aspie.

Then take the day off with a bag of ice over my nuts.

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Hank would just convince you not to

She's bluffing! Finish her!

That’s right, Bobby. I believe you will find I have no testicles.

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I remind him that his skeletal structure is made up of moldy old bones full of green dust