Mordecry hate thread

Mordecry hate thread.

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user you spelled Mordecai wrong

I spelled Mordecry correctly.

Rewatchin' Regular Show, just got to CJ's introduction.

Mordecai is a fucking asshole.

OP is a faggot
This is now a muscleman thread

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You're the faggot,ya faggot.

Fuck yeah bitches, musclechad thread
wanna know who else is a faggot?
> my mom

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> Mordecry virgin detected
Sorry ladies, only muscular men allowed itt

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>Mordecai is a fucking asshole.

Truth.

Did somebody say muscleman thread?

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Rigchad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Simpdecai

I want to fuck Benson.

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Cause the ladies don't like your sensitive side
Like Margaret, for example, but I guess that's implied
She won't get with you, she just won't get with you
Not gonna get with you, Never gonna get with you

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Sir he's a gumball machine

I always thought he was gay mostly because he reminded me of my gay roommate

Why didn't Benson get married? Even he isn't as bad as Mordecai at women.

He seems like he was probably pretty similar to Mordecai where the girls are concerned he's just refined the prices and goes through them faster. He's with the scientist girl at the reunion but they're the only couple without kids. Every other living character has a wife AND kids except Skips.

You know, I wish we got to learn more about Stef (the bat chick Mordecai ended up with), what little characterization we got from the comics makes her seem like a really cool girl.

At the very least, she knows how much of a fucking simp he was and probably worked really hard to break him out of his stupid bullshit, considering the first thing she's worried about when he gets de-aged to his 20s in the comic is him getting all beta over Margaret (who was also de-aged) and forgetting that he was married.

Cuz Pam is a thot.

Huh,according to Rgeular Show wiki he actually DID get married.

I want rigby to rap about what a loser I am while he farts on me.

Ok Eileen.

Stef is a clear waifu.

Skips has a wife but she exists only in his heart

Eileen best girl.

True dat.

How did Rigby land such an absolute babe?

By being an absolute Chad.

Why was this show so much better than adventure time?

Because AT didn't have Rigby.

CJ getting screwed over time and time again is what made me drop the show for ages. She was an exponentially better character than Margaret, but they snub her every chance they get.

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Yeah, she’s a nice girl who falls for a guy who can’t get his shit together, hurts to watch