Would you like a Care Bears reboot where they help young adults and millennials deal with feelings of depression...

Would you like a Care Bears reboot where they help young adults and millennials deal with feelings of depression, disillusionment, and cynicism?

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That unironically sounds not to bad of an idea, after all that's what the Care Bears do.

On one hand, the success of things like Aggretsuko and Gudetama proves there's a market for this, but on the other hand, fuck millennials and their psuedo-intellectual cynicism and nihilism, it's a blight on society.

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Not really

Sounds pretty based

I don't give a fuck.

I remember being 3 or 5 y.o. and thinking it was fucked up how the Care Bears turned a bad guy good with their combined love beam. So it'd be perfect for today.

So long as it genuinely wants to help with real advice. I don't want them to make Care Bears cynical and self-aware.

found the boomer

Only if they make them sexy like that other show

This is going to have so much porn.

No. Original is best. You shouldn't change a thing except for the design. Slicker Care Bears. It's what the people want.

I mean yeah they were disturbingly attractive for non-antropomorphic animals.

Dude. Teen Care Bears. More mature themes and designs! It's what we need!

There should be a trans episode, of course. A sexy trans episode. For kids. Or adults? I don't know anymore.

Sounds Twitter as fuck, not the worst idea in the world but would probably end up cringy at best and preachy at worst.

There should also be an episode that touches on racial tension. Really fondles it. Gotta get those BLM views. You didn't know about the BLM views? They're out there. Millions want to see colorful bears dive headfirst into our open wounds.

How many of the bears are POC?
How many are trans?
Will the bears use their powers to fight for social justice?
When is the first episode airing on Netflix?

How long until something becomes the new number two?
I'm going to be a little bit sad

On second thought, let's animate this in claymation with as few frames possible. People want ART. They want SOUL.

The better question is, how long until people stop being butthurt about horses. It's been years.

The success of horse show relied on a sprinkling of adult sentiment in the first season. Reproduce that and you'll have a loyal following for years. Suggest one of the Care Bears is too addicted to microdosing on candy.

Care Bears tell people to stop arguing on twitter.
I'd watch it

The success was because it was made by someone with a shit ton of experience making cartoons

I'm pretty sure it's because she was microdosing, user. It really helps. Until it doesn't.

>where they help young adults and millennials deal with feelings of depression, disillusionment, and cynicism?
That’s...interesting to say the least. I’d give it a chance, if nothing else

I'd also appreciate if the Care Bears discussed mental health. I need them to define what sane is, but make small adjustments to the definition throughout the season. A therapy beam would be great.

"See, sanity is like a single still of a cartoon. It looks fixed, but it's constantly moving."

Get it? Sanity's like a cartoon.

Sanity is a cartoon.

How about a reboot where we subvert expectations?
They bring depression, disillusionment and cynicism in young adults and millennials to help them grow up.
The "I-Don't-Carebears".

That pitch sounds depressing as fuck, dare I say...
>It says alot about our society