"If TV writers were clever enough to be stand-up comedians, we wouldn't need shows like the Simpsons and South Park to make fun of society. If toy manufacturers were able to beam advertising messages into kids' heads, we wouldn't have shows like He-Man and Care Bears. If parents and educators were able to beam messages into kids' heads telling them to stay in school and not do drugs, we wouldn't have shows like Arthur and Franklin."
"If TV writers were clever enough to be stand-up comedians...
Noah Perez
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Luke Bennett
Dare I say, based.
Jonathan Smith
And if people could raise their children right, we wouldn't have pedos like John K
Hunter Lee
Based
Cope
Easton Wilson
>we live in a society
Get fucked, John K.
Henry Carter
How many different IP addresses do you have left?
John Thomas
>stand-up comedians
>clever
John K. is once again a retard.
Jaxson Parker
I saw this guy at some rinky-dink toy convention a few years ago, trying to get people to buy a sketch of themselves from him for $500. At the time I thought it was one of the saddest things I've ever seen, but now knowing how much of an ass John K is all do is laugh about it.
Kevin Evans
If he was actually good at making cartoons, he wouldn't need a kickstarter to fund a 12 min short.
Angel Clark
Amazing how right John K is about everything, looking back at his wisdom... it even seems like he predicted modern politics. Or inspired it perhaps, people trying to use his good quality ideas but filtering them through their cruder minds, more preoccupied with fashion and social climbing than just finding truth.
He sells a lot of commissions.
Enjoy your schizophrenia bro
Leo Perez
If John K could meet deadlines, he would still have a viable career in animation.
Noah Turner
You're the one posting as different people just to agree with yourself
Logan Thomas
He made a lot of people angry, that's why.
Expecting him to meet deadlines set by shit like He-Man is just absurd in general. The industry should rework itself to accommodate him and other star cartoonists. No one cares if Doug met deadlines.
Grayson Sanders
>Amazing how right John K is about everything, looking back at his wisdom
Okay, that tears it. This is 100% John K.
Joseph Miller
No, stupid. I'm only telling you this because it might help you avoid making up another stupid story, i've heard it countless times.
I have a theory that "rumors" about John K sex scandals from years and years ago come from, at least in part, me online. I was a teenager at the time, so someone or multiple people may have decided that my posts was something John K did to get underage pussy.
Stay attached to reality, thanks. It's just a request.
Oliver Edwards
You're 100% John K
Blake Smith
There's even "hard evidence" that we shared a birthday! Stupid John, you're too old to get the internet! Lettin' it show up like that.
Nope, we actually share birthdays.
Wyatt Bennett
How about you finish what you started and just off yourself already
Anthony Garcia
Why does John K make people seethe so much? Literally rent free.
Adam Johnson
You forgot to fill out the namefield
Ryan Fisher
Don't mind the intensely mad shills folks, they came along for, well, shilling. and the lockdown. they'll eventually leave.
Or they'll face the fate of a tourist who stays too long, having a totally fried brain. Like one that would rant about "channers"
James Walker
>listening to others to form your your opinion
And you say others have the fried brains.
Chase Parker
Why is it always the washed up ones that rant the hardest?
Hunter Morgan
John K is a kid fucker
Ethan Sanders
Is john k gay?
Jordan Thomas
>washed up
John K has influenced the industry heavily for 30 years and pretty much all of the better TV productions have some Spumco cartoonists on staff. Negative epithets don't apply when the whole industry wishes they could do as good as you. The only other cartoonist up there is Genndy.
Owen Martinez
That doesn't really matter when you're too autistic to get employment or finish e-begging projects anymore
Charles Sullivan
anyway, i remembered a funny thing i wanted to talk about in the John K thread. John K is legendary for giving his animators a hard time but that's just how you make innovative art. It involves really, really specific criticism.
When I'm drawing sometimes i do things like try to make a drawing look good in the thumbnail. If you heard that a lead animator told one of his employees "redo that, it would look like crap in a thumbnail" people would think he's crazy. But I do that, with myself.
Benjamin Hughes
>Being good at your job absolves you of being a pedophile
Did you seriously just say that?
Cooper Rivera
Christian Robinson
Ignoring all (You)s and then picking through them later to see if there's good ones, among the peanut gallery of tourists who sound like piranhas.
It would be really easy to make indie work by yourself or with some friends that's better than everything the Industry does besides Genndy and some others. That's why the people who do it get hate, it's from 'anonymous' people who don't want to get upstaged, just like that. Bam, they look like Shit overnight!
Jackson Morales
When so many people tell you you're stupid, you have to realize that you're stupid.
Bentley Johnson
You're really digging deep with this bait, I admire the effort
Connor Young
In the good days of the 00's Internet, really popular things were stuff like Magical Trevor, short animations by artists that were often amateurs at the time.
Here's a newer one youtube.com
People could still do things like that, but their brains are addled with Politics and Wokeness. Don't let 'em fool ya! They want you to have an addled brain so you don't make work as an artist that makes their lives look like a complete waste of time. Both artists on work like The Fungies and non-artists such as a bunch of loudmouths who make their income from ranting about politics - without it they would be flipping burgers.
Christian Perez
I don't, it's kind of a rehash of his old posts from the 00s