Which Kanker is the best long term investment?

After all, they aren’t young forever.

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I like them all.

What the hell happens to Marie between 32 and 45?

May is perfection.

Marry May and cuck her with Marie up until Marie becomes addicted to morphin and becomes a human balloon.

Based on her reverting from Fem-Mafiesto to trailer trash, I’ll assume she went broke after whatever possible illegal financial venture she was in failed, lost her man, returned to the park, comfort and depression eating now without a youthful metabolism, absolutely blows up

Lee has her hand in her ass at 32 and bird hands at 45.
What happened to best girl in both ages?
I wanna fuck both Mays

Delicious downgrading

>32
>prime of their lives

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It's either May or Lee, depends if you are an ass or tits guy. Also depends if Lee mellows out or not with age, if not I'll take dumb but nice May any day.

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>30+
>prime
Hahah female hands made these!!

May, she may not be as ambitious as Lee or as edgy as Marie but she is a sweet girl that would love without always.
And that's worthier than all the money and jawbreakers of the world.

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>32
More like 16-19 desu

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More like they are presented as their prime in the show..

32 is at the tail end for the prime of their lives, but still, it’s in the range for women

>prime
>investment
thats how you know you dont truly love a girl

that aside blonde is cutest regardless

Looking at my wife, she's still got till about 40 before the downhill really starts if she doesn't change her day to day routine; she's 34 now, but still attractive.

>32
>Prime of your life

Women are incapable of love

AHEM! If I can have your attention, please.
You must pardon the interruption but I just have one thing to say;

Women peak at 14, then it's all downhill from there.

Thanks for listening.
Carry on.

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low quality bait

i feel like a french person drew this, but i'm not sure why.

That's wrong, women only love themselves

Wouldn't hooking up with one of them potentially alter how she ends up though?

post May x Ed

deviantart.com/vampiremeerkat/art/Over-the-Years-Marie-Kanker-571760061

According to the original artist, a combination of pregnancy and Double D fattening her up to stop her from returning to a life of crime.

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I fucking despise the fat edits of older Marie, but this page always makes me crack up.

wait, is this the same guy who made that cursed lilo and stitch AU?

The very same.

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do they fuck