I wonder how awkward the Thanksgiving dinner is?
I wonder how awkward the Thanksgiving dinner is?
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>Hal Jordan
How pathetic
>Primer gets stuck at the kids’ table
>Hal Jordan
How delicious
>”Hey, does somebody own a dog or something? My leg’s getting humped under the table.”
I mean, she COULD just use the morph paint, change to whoever is sitting next to Hal after knocking them out and tiring them up. Then she gets her way.
>Number 2 best seller on Amazon.
Confirm the sequel already, DC.
Wacky Thanksgiving shenanigans!
Is it actually good? Or is it just waifubait?
It's pretty decent for a book aimed for kids. Kinda dark too with her dad being a crook and forcing her to watch him shoot a cop with the gun he told her to pass to him.
All this childhood trauma is why she snapped and become a deviant that dominates Green Lanterns
Yeah. Pretty decent if you ask me.
You know, I was thinking the same thing. Obviously her dad also probably brought some people home while he thought she was asleep & she learned a trick or two to abuse on Hal. Makes a lot of sense.
It’s good but nothing special. It’d actually make a good Saturday morning animated series.
Someone explain to me how this ship happen?
Hal likes them young
Storytime and Primer threads eventually led to a Benposting joke with Green Lantern, Primer also happened to be the same age Arisia was when Hal dated her, the rest is history. Arisia is now involved in threesomes.
>"And then, it gets better, after I started to blackmail him, I began to catch him off guard, FORCING him onto the bed with the cuffs in hand. I cuffed him to the bed post and-! OW OW, HAL! DON'T PULL MY HAIR IN FRONT OF THEM! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME JUMP YOUR BONES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!"
>Primer also happened to be the same age Arisia was when Hal dated her
Hold on. Either Primer is a lot older than I thought or Arisia is a lot younger than I remembered
>Primer keeps trying to get pregnant now so she can avoid that next year and be accepted as an adult
Arisia was canonically 13 when Hal dated her, even with the ring altered body, then they pulled a 'over 100 years old' Retcon to make it seem better. But then at one point she said she was 13 years old again and yadda yadda yadda.
Here's some good lewds by the way
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She probably would do it regardless
Based
Extra incentive.
Primer is so cuuuuute.
I want her as a daughter
>Ruins Thanksgiving when she knocks over the turkey to fuck Hal on the dining table
Who else but Primer?
>Canned in audience laughter
>Primer stop playing with that cucumber or I’ll ram it down your throat
“Do we have time?”
Is that a pedobear-mermaid doll?
>Primer, get your hand off my ass
>I can my hand in your ass, is that better?