Al Jean retires and they choose you to be the new showrunner

>Al Jean retires and they choose you to be the new showrunner.

What would you do with the show?

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Homer and Marge are killed off and Lenny and Carl raise the kids

Make all the women fat

an ending

Denounce the last 20 seasons and end the show

Scrap it. I think I speak for everyone.

Also Simpsons Shitposts thread

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I'll cancel it.

Add more jokes and less "story." Fake story bull shit and actually add some jokes

Make him a permanent character

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homer simpson goes to war. he and his fellow recruits (Lenny, Carl, Skinner, and Sideshow Bob don't age but the rest of springfield does in his absence and years later Bart and the other kids join the army as Homer's responsibility.

Ok first orders of the day
>fire tim long
>summon a brainstorm meeting whit all the writters and fire on the spot the ones who try to make cringy shit by following 5 months later thrends or bring up marriage-lisa friendless plots
>NO MORE SPECIAL GUESTS.
>tone down pc shit.
>see whit how much i can get away whit it on the show until the mouse finally decides to pull the plug
either i get the show cancelled or i save it, win-win

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Flanders kills Lisa.

>Prohibit Celebrities from ever appearing or at least limit to only get 1-2 celebrity cameos per season.
>Tone Down the plots from Homer becoming the Olympian rep of the US at some competition to Homer trying to make a single bar lift for one of his kids or Marge.
>Lisa becomes just a girl trying to enjoy her childhood instead of preparing herself to enter Yale at the age of 8.
>She innocently questions the adults like early seasons instead of rubbing the truth on their faces to prove she’s right.
>Ban episodes from focusing on a celebrity, the celebrity can get a whole focus episode if it’s just voicing a one off character without relation.
>Explore Bart and Lisa’s classmates.
>Explore the other parents through Marge plots.

>Make every ep a three segment ep
>Each segment would be about a different Springfieldian
>Have two THOHs per Halloween season

hire good writers. GOOD writers. and no more of this race-based casting shit. Give the new actors new characters if they're so good.
shit, not a bad idea.

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there's nothing wrong with celebrity guests, the important thing is the celebrities need to be doing something funny
having some flash in the pan musician show up that nobody cares about and just.. be there, and be adored? boring
having an entire baseball team show up and suffer a wide variety of disasters in between semi-stilted but genuine acting? Classic.

honestly i'm amazed that didn't happen once the Critic got cancelled.

if nothing else it could be fun to watch Jay on tv talking about fictional movies for a scene or so.

He would be good for background jokes and skits

exactly.

Jay Sherman didn't become a full-on Simpson character for two reasons:

1. Rights issues. Basically the creators of Critic don't want to give up the character as at the time, they were still hoping for a revival (which happened in the form of the short lived webseries). IIRC even John Lovitz has pitched the idea of a live action reboot with him playing Jay IRL, so everyone involved in the series think it has more value by itself than being merged with the Simpsons.

2. Groening hates the Critic and even got his revenge on being made to do the crossover episode, by having Jay show up in an insane asylum and being mocked by a shrink over saying "It stinks".

>Lisa get's shit on a lot
>Make Patty and Selma Toot Braunstein rip-offs with similar close up gags
>Shit on Biden and make jokes about him being a pedo
>Make jokes about Trump as well because fuck him too
>Do an episode where a Pakistani family moves into town running a new convince store, and have Apu get pissed off how no one can tell the difference between Indians and Pakistanis
>Make Jay Sherman a recurring character
>Bring back Maude Flanders, don't even explain why she's back and still alive. She just is
>A lot of episodes focus on random characters with little or no involvement of the main Simpson family
>Bring back Itchy and Scratchy
>Episodes where Bart succeeds and he doesn't fail to the end due to status quo
>Marge gets a job and keeps for the rest of the show
>Get some decent celebrities as voice actors who aren't flavor of the month, and who have experience in comedy and voice acting
>Full Frontal nudity of Homer

>Bring back Maude Flanders, don't even explain why she's back and still alive. She just is

If Homer can lose his job 3-4 times each season with no explanation to how he got it back, then I see no reason to why they can’t bring back dead characters.
>Bring back Edna and Mona while they are at it

Edna is gone because her voice actress is dead. And the show has stated they won't recast her, under the same "respect" policy they instigated when they retired all of Phil Hartman's characters when he was murdered.

I like everything you said but I would like to add

>in the episode set in the future, we see Bart as the successful one and Lisa as the bitter failure.

You think they would do the same if one of the main cast died?

Reboot the show. Complete and total restart. Nothing from season 1- whatever the fuck season it is now no longer applies.

Each season would take place over the course of a year and the thus the characters would age.

>Bart gets coronavirus
>Springfield Nuclear Power Plant melts down, half the cast is killed off
>Marge becomes a twitch thot
>Grandpa goes to the moon
>Sudden and inexplicable breast and/or butt expansion for female characters, at least twice an episode
>Homer says the n word
>Milhouse becomes a furry
>Episode where Homer and Marge meet and fall in love... in 2004
>Lisa weight gain episode, she stays fat the whole season
>Bart gets another elephant

The main issue with celebrities is how unnatural they bend with the episodes.
>Celebrity is a fan of the Simpsons.
>Gets in an episode.
>Celebrity acts so wacky and quirky to fit in.
>Celebrity for some reason acts so casual with Homer, as if they were friends forever.
>It literally became ”Holy crap, Lois, it’s ___!”

Completely retool it where a younger Homer is divorced and meets Marge who is single with three kids in Capitol City.

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homer get ipad