the last thing you ate gave you super powers based off it. What did you get?
The Last thing you ate
Jeremiah Cruz
Thomas Torres
short and stabbed in the back
Christian Diaz
>Bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast burrito topped with guacamole
I'm not sure, actually. Extreme protein? Superfarts?
Jackson Howard
Sounds like a MadTV character.
Wyatt Bell
Apple pie. I’m Captain America.
David Nelson
Weird thread. I at apple pie, so maybe I could be some Captain America ripoff for the expression "as American as apple pie".
Aaron Barnes
>fried onion
Ogre transformation
Charles Cox
I do this thread somewhere around once every few weeks, maybe once a month, normally the same image
Asher Ward
>Lasagna
HEARTBURN:
Create a literal fire in the chest of organic creatures.
Ian Nguyen
A sudden urge to take over the world.
I ate pistachios
Adrian Sanchez
>Hawaiian Grill
ITS TIME FOR A DICKING
Jackson Sullivan
I'm feeling like I lucked out.
Jose Sanchez
What KIND of ramen user
Julian Foster
A miso with black garlic.
Justin Collins
fuck yeah user.
Dylan Thomas
Post-workout protein/mass blend
Dominic Collins
>cheerios
I've been waiting my whole life for this
Mason Lewis
>french toast
Je me rends
Alexander Ross
Uhhh pan toast with olive oil and philadelphia cheese??? The power of shitty purchasing choices, bad work ethic and poverty because of inability to delay gratification? Do I become Slothman?
Samuel James
Ham and cheese omelette, I become super truckstop waitress?
Chase Sullivan
Acid touch from a lemon pie.
Alexander Collins
Currently eating some leftover turkey, Idk I can shapeshift into different birds I guess?
John Young
>turkey soup
fuckin
bird powers? maybe?
Turkeys can't even fly, fuck.
Henry Gutierrez
>caffeine gum
Fuck yes I'm the flash. Or a shitty knock off with lots of energy in short bursts.
Jayden Mitchell
>Oatmeal
I can't imagine anything oatmeal related other than the fact that Clayface sorta looks like it, so I'll stick with it.
Caleb Parker
>pizza
You'd clearly just become Spider-Man.
Luis Walker
>pita bread
ZERO TO GYRO
Josiah Barnes
>mooshi pork with extra mandarin pancakes
I dunno. I gain the ability to summon giant wraps to roll up my enemies in?
Logan Morales
Of all the times to make this thread you pick the time that most people are eating Thanksgiving leftovers? Was there an accident at the turkey processing facility or something, so we'll all develop powers now?
Lucas Williams
>Wally West
What a sticky cum stain
Blake Robinson
The last thing I ate was a toasted peanut butter, nutella, and banana sandwich.
I have the power of... being satisfying I guess?
Austin Barnes
>hot homemade pizza made by a friend
Magma and lava powers.
Jonathan Richardson
A tibetan momo. Tibetan monk powers.