Hey Arnold!

Did Arnold ever make your girlhood tremble?

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This show and Doug are the most average ‘classic’ Nicktoons

On that note: Doug wouldn't survive PS118.
Arnold would either be running Bluffington or inside Patty's pants within a couple weeks.

Nice, who wouldn’t

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Doug would be destroyed by Harold

Doug, Doug wouldn't.

And Wolfgang. Doug is the type of guy who would commit suicide after being thrown into a garbage bin just like in that episode.

Since we're talking about it, what's the Doug button do?

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It makes a nostalgia critic review with hyper realistic eyes

Not that I doubt it. But Arnold's in 4th grade: isn't Doug in like 6th? I still think Harold would be too much for him. To say nothing of Wolfgang and Torvald.

THEY GAVE HIM A. DOUG. BUTTON?

Fuck

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He's such a pussy that he would get picked on by fourth and fifth graders.

No but one of my first wet dreams (if you can even call it that) was about Helga when I was like 9.

It’s the quit button

I wonder if there are girls out there who sympathize with Helga.. I want one of those. Just BE aggressive, ladies. Not like where you sublimate your attraction into anger and douchebaggotry, but like aggressive pursuit of dudes. We want that. We wanna find out you have a locket with us in it, jesus. Cut that demure shit out, we're never gonna get the hint on our own.
Au contraire. Doug is cozy, off the wall goofiness that was unheard of in 1990, with a truly unique sound. One of my favorites even if Doug is kind of a weenie. Hey Arnold is a super sweet show that was hindered by coming out WAY too late for its ideal sweet spot airing year (and bartlett had been doing arnold shit for MANY years so that's kinda sad) and by having massively unappealing art and character names. It looked corny, so I skipped it. Turns out I was wrong, it's good shit. Same exact deal as Phineas and Ferb. Took forever to come out, art and clothes look stupid, turns out it's great.

From the manual.

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Interesting

I watched the movie on Netflix yesterday and it was okay. But it ultimately made no sense.

Yeah, the magic part near the end was stupid, but they did the movie in order to pan to fans, especially the shippers and to give Arnold's parents whereabouts closure.

This is all I ever wanted to know. Thank you.

Fuck yeah! I am hetero!

Wish there was more from bloochikin...

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>Gay
Nu uhh, y-youre gay!

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What if you were born without hands? Does this make them Schrodinger's bisexual?

The DOUG and FASTER buttons are for what to make Patty scream as you plow her

Bullshit. Left means you are a chimera. You absorbed your twin in the womb and literally have another man inside you. That is hella gay.

I remember being older and watching a rerun of that episode and literally spewing coke across the room when she said that line.

My palms are slightly different sizes. Do I line them up from top, bottom, or middle?

Gay, but I knew that already.